[binary visions]

Snowpocolypse is supposed to hit North Cackalacky tonight. Really wish my Toaster wasn't in the shop.

My Google snow warning says it could be from 0.1" to 10". I wonder how often the forecasted snowfall range is two orders of magnitude?

 

[Westy]

My Google snow warning says it could be from 0.1" to 10". I wonder how often the forecasted snowfall range is two orders of magnitude?

They should use a logarithmic scale at that point. -1 to 1 lginches

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

My Google snow warning says it could be from 0.1" to 10". I wonder how often the forecasted snowfall range is two orders of magnitude?

Talked to a friend who was driving home, and she said that there were lines of cars waiting to get into grocery store parking lots. The way people are freaking out you would think that the forecast calls for raining dirty syringes and anal sars. That or they fear this is the beginning of a new ice age and must scramble to obtain the last remaining quantities of milk and white bread.

 

[jstuhlman]

as long as they leave the good beer...

 

[jonKranked]

Talked to a friend who was driving home, and she said that there were lines of cars waiting to get into grocery store parking lots. The way people are freaking out you would think that the forecast calls for raining dirty syringes and anal sars. That or they fear this is the beginning of a new ice age and must scramble to obtain the last remaining quantities of milk and white bread.

On the upside maybe now the south will start believing in climate change

 

[StiHacka]

They should use a logarithmic scale at that point. -1 to 1 lginches

Marilize it.

Besides, ln would better - more confusing.

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

On the upside maybe now the south will start believing in climate change

No, actually to a lot of folks this is proof that global warming is a hoax. Seriously.

 

[Toshi]

Toshi: should have kept the snowblower

Too loud to use in my neighborhood. Lots of people with infants sleeping at unpredictable times. I did my part and shoveled for perhaps 20 minutes when I got home today, with my efforts no doubt not noticeable tomorrow after a night of snow.

 

[jonKranked]

No, actually to a lot of folks this is proof that global warming is a hoax. Seriously.

Shoot them?

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

Shoot them?

No need, they shoot each other and themselves all the time.

 

[jonKranked]

No need, they shoot each other and themselves all the time.

So use your superior intellect and trick them into a Mexican standoff

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

So use your superior intellect and trick them into a Mexican standoff

Shot this the other day at a local book store:

 

[jonKranked]

Now you just need to figure out a way to turn that into a redneck bug zapper

 

[Pesqueeb]

No, actually to a lot of folks this is proof that global warming is a hoax. Seriously.

 

[Westy]

No, actually to a lot of folks this is proof that global warming is a hoax. Seriously.

This is evidence. This fucking cold weather should be up at the pole.

 

[DirtyMike]

Shot this the other day at a local book store:

Huh, I have most of those

 

[Pesqueeb]

Shot this the other day at a local book store:

The B&N here in town has a section labeled "Christian Fiction". It amuses me every time I see it.

 

[Westy]

The B&N here in town has a section labeled "Christian Fiction". It amuses me every time I see it.

I always move a bible over to that rack.

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

No, actually to a lot of folks this is proof that global warming is a hoax. Seriously.

This is evidence. This fucking cold weather should be up at the pole.

Senator Inhofe agrees.

WASHINGTON -- The Senate's most vocal critic of the scientific consensus on climate change, Jim Inhofe of Oklahoma, tossed a snowball on the Senate floor Thursday as part of his case for why global warming is a hoax.

"In case we have forgotten, because we keep hearing that 2014 has been the warmest year on record, I ask the chair, 'You know what this is?'" he said, holding up a snowball. "It's a snowball, from outside here. So it's very, very cold out. Very unseasonable."

 

[Westy]

Senator Inhofe agrees.

He should have mailed it to the Sierras, so they could have some snow.