Diet pill popovers... :mumble:
Grrr...
- Thread starter johnbryanpeters
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what you talkin' 'bout Willis?
Hmmm...Maybe mrsjohnbryanpeters thinks you need to lose a couple of pounds if she's making you diet pill popovers for breakfast...johnbryanpeters said:
Ya, with my ponderous 155 pound frame, the slithering sound my paunch makes as it drags on the floor annoys her. :dancing:dh girlie said:
johnbryanpeters said:
Well with that nonsensical post of yours, we are only left to dream up our owndamnselves what in tarnation you might be talking about...
I think JBP's diet pills are making him type erratically.
OK, that's like four times in the last week that you have used that word. What's going on?dh girlie said:
yeah, dhg, what in tarnation is going on!I Are Baboon said:
Dear Miss Missy,dh girlie said:
We are aware that you have no need of our babblings to engender your hallucinogenatory reveries and your tendency to share them with those of us in your devoted audience.
Wishing you a very merry crisp nose,
Your devoted fan club,
Your humble and obedient servant,
&c., &c., &c.
J
Tarnation 312,000I Are Baboon said:
Uber 1,420,000
She's embracing her Inner Redneck....... her family probably originally emigrated from Oklahoma.I Are Baboon said:
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AHAHAHAHA! oh my goodness...I do indeed use tarnation frequently...even in every day conversation...it's a less abrasive (as if I am worried about being less abrasive) than using WTF or what in the hell...tarnation just seems...well...more light and whimsical, I suppose...I Are Baboon said:
Wal, goldurn!
SkaredShtles said:She's embracing her Inner Redneck....... her family probably originally emigrated from Oklahoma.
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wow...who are you? My grandma was born in Oklahoma...and my grandfather and mom in Texas...however, I can honestly say I've never heard any of them use the word 'tarnation'.
Well...what the hell were you talking about? At least when I babble senslessly, I at least back it up with WHY I'm babbling...johnbryanpeters said:Dear Miss Missy,
We are aware that you have no need of our babblings to engender your hallucinogenatory reveries and your tendency to share them with those of us in your devoted audience.
Wishing you a very merry crisp nose,
Your devoted fan club,
Your humble and obedient servant,
&c., &c., &c.
J
dh girlie said:
See how harsh that sounds...the what the hell part...I much rather would have used what in tarnation again....
That's because they rejected their Inner Redneck. You see, you are getting back to your roots.dh girlie said:
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I also prefer HOWDY over hello...so maybe you're right...SkaredShtles said:
Unh hunh.dh girlie said:
Of course I'm right. Geezus. What in tarnation took you so long to realize that *I AM RIGHT*??dh girlie said:
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Because it comes out sounding like "tanathun" when you have no teeth.dh girlie said:
Niiiiiiiiiiiiiice!Westy said:
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Westy said:
You can say all you want about me, but you start pickin on my NINETY TWO year old grandma I will hunt you down and kick your ass...why doesn't anyone rip on those dorks that say ARSE instead of ass? Ass isn't a swear word...oh an my granny has all ub her toofuses!
Because most of the rest of the English speaking world actually uses "arse"?dh girlie said:
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SkaredShtles said:
Really...sounds more like an attempt to sound British or gay...
i like the term arse...you wanker! and just some advice. don't use the word "fanny" in britain.
Actually, British *is* English, you know............dh girlie said:
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SkaredShtles said:Actually, British *is* English, you know............
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I was cracking up the other day...I went to a concert and Franz Ferdinand was one of the bands and I was telling someone, they were pretty decent, and the person I was talking to said, they're British, right? And I go huh...I didn't know that...they weren't TALKING English! HAHAHAHA!
And it means?narlus said:
narlus said:
I guess I don't like the term ARSE or WANKER cuz I worked with this uptight mother f'er from England that looked like a turtle and treated me like crap after I fended off his advances one night in a local bar where I ran into him...he was sooo damn hideous (had a jacked up grill) and he was all pasty, but he thought he was the sh it cuz he was in the British Airforce and went to school with Prince Charles' brother...like THAT impresses me...I have nothing against the British...other than him, all Brits that I've met have been very charming. But I really could care less about the royal family...I mean people think that Americans are obsessed with the stupid movie stars...well that fascination with the Royal Family is just as bad...they need to concentrate more on a dental plan than kissing the arse of the royal family...
It's funny how so many brits have gnarled teeth. Maybe they're not as vain as 'Merkins.dh girlie said:
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the C word. which, ironically, they use a lot over there.johnbryanpeters said:
dhgirlie, franz ferdinand is from scotland, which would explain the near unintelligible language spilling from their lips.
narlus said:
I do like 'pissed' for being drunk...another dude I used to work with was from Ireland and he would say he got pissed and I'd be like at what...hahaha...his name was Hugh...and one day I asked him if his last name was Jass...he was all...no...it's Corchoran...and I go, it's not JASS? And he was like NOOO...it's COOORRCHOORANNN...finally, after saying it over a few times, he got it...he wasn't even pissed at the time.
I saw a show on PBS once where they were interviewing Brits - they friggin' had *subtitles* for some of 'em.dh girlie said:
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I hardly think brushing and flossing ones grill has anything to do with vanity...just simple oral hygeine.SkaredShtles said:
Naw - the ones I'm talking about have teeth sticking all over the place. Not dirty, just gnarled.dh girlie said:
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SkaredShtles said:I saw a show on PBS once where they were interviewing Brits - they friggin' had *subtitles* for some of 'em.
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yeah some of them are hard to understand...but then again have you ever spoken to someone in Arkansas? Or Louisiana, like deep in the bayou? I was watching Trading Spouses one night and this family ran a gator farm in the bayou...I could not understand the people to save my life...they used some subtitles there...sometimes they do when Flava speaks on Surreal Life...and yeah..I watch reality tv...I LIKE IT!
hmmm..lately instead of saying "Oh F**K" I say Aflack!dh girlie said:
SkaredShtles said:
I've seen em...
But they are all good natured when they have nice teeth and you tease them about english people having f'd up grills...I was talking to some British fellows in a casino bar in tahoe once...and they were so damn funny...but they all had nice teeth and I was like are you SURE you aren't from somewhere other than england? And they were like yeah why? And I go you don't have Austin Powers teeth!
Tenille (fellow rm member) and I were in a bar in SF and we were doing tequila shots and there were a couple of British dudes next to us...and they were like we've never tried TEQUILER! We were cracking up...we were asking them if they wore dentures cuz they didn't have austin powers teeth...and we bought them shots of TEQUILER! oh...and we taught them the lick it, slam it, suck it method of doing TEQUILER shots...and they called me LISAR