Guerrilla Gravity, badass frame manufacturer in Colorado
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'woo, wanna get some "kill list" stickers made? then stealth ninja them onto every 29'er in sight
While putting stickers on other peoples' expensive toys seems a little over the top, the possibility of being screamed at by prissy, indignant "men" in ballet slippers throwing a hissy fit would seem to justify it.
maybe we could get some dentists in team replica kits to rage quit mountain bik,... dirt road riding
Are you suggesting GG should put out a CX bike as their next project?
not sure about where you are, but where I am there's two predominant categories:
1) dentists (29'ers) that have more money than skill and are way slow (kill list)
2) denitst nerds (29'ers) with stupid light bikes and (unreliable) components they read about on empty beer that are fast, but usually broken down trailside because of said unreliable gear (also kill list)
no. dirt roadies = "mountain bikers" that remove trail features (ie rocks, roots, etc) rather than increase their skill level. these guys = kill list
You midgets and all your 29" hate are awesome. I will place stickers on your bikes also. "Make Short Great Again" and as a side note one of the fastest trail guys around here is a 40 something doctor who is in the top 5 on all the non DH trails.
Wanna put together a hunting party in my local trails? Beers and ribs are on me
Seriously, sometimes I think the only trail feature some guys down here are hyping on are toll booths.
i bet if you ask him about his strava times he'll never shut up. that'd be a good opportunity for sticker placement.
also non DH trails.
i've ridden plenty of 29'ers. i absolutely see the appeal they hold for people. they just don't suit me or my preferences.
and honestly, the 29 hate is a farce just to get the 29er defenders riled up.
That demographic exists in CO, but their 29ers certainly don't have "Guerrilla Gravity" on the downtube.
The only dentist mtbr I know is a dirt roadie, but did get a gold Leadville belt buckle, so I don't think he falls into either category jonKranked listed.
reread my post. i was referring to my area. and that those are the two "predominant" categories. not the "only" categories
I don't know your area, and the dentist I know doesn't live near me, either. 
my area != your areaI don't know your area, and the dentist I know doesn't live near me, either.
So, back on track, who is coming to the GG Moab camping weekend in a few weeks? And, more importantly, what costume are you bringing?
Last year was pretty awesome.
Last year was pretty awesome.
I think a lot of you are missing the bigger picture...29ers aren't the problem, but glacially slow (but wealthy) dentists are the issue. And they want you to be slow too.
Think about the science™ - Gee, Peat, Joe Smith, Rach, Greenland, @Gary , Brayton, Atwill, Simmons, Bryceland, etc...They're all rippers from the UK...a place where there's more privately owned automatic weapons than dentists. In short, their jagged grills function as speed holes which allow for moar O2/scotch to get to their lung raviola (or whatever those little anemone things are called), which ultimately makes them faster. Hell, the fastest 'Murican has taken it to the next level and jettisoned his top teeth altogether. Pontiac Ram Air FTW!
Meanwhile, white middle 'Murica is slowly suffocating during hi-intensity efforts with our straight, cavity free walls of enamel...Although, to be fair, we do have beautiful walls...the best white walls if you will.
In summary, the only quick and easy solution to this heavy in-corner braking epidemic is to fight dentistry with high RPMs:
Think about the science™ - Gee, Peat, Joe Smith, Rach, Greenland, @Gary , Brayton, Atwill, Simmons, Bryceland, etc...They're all rippers from the UK...a place where there's more privately owned automatic weapons than dentists. In short, their jagged grills function as speed holes which allow for moar O2/scotch to get to their lung raviola (or whatever those little anemone things are called), which ultimately makes them faster. Hell, the fastest 'Murican has taken it to the next level and jettisoned his top teeth altogether. Pontiac Ram Air FTW!
Meanwhile, white middle 'Murica is slowly suffocating during hi-intensity efforts with our straight, cavity free walls of enamel...Although, to be fair, we do have beautiful walls...the best white walls if you will.
In summary, the only quick and easy solution to this heavy in-corner braking epidemic is to fight dentistry with high RPMs:
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be sure to snap the gloves when you put them on
I guess that,s the difference between the 29" riders in your area when compared to my area , most of the dude,s on 29's are stupidly fast up and down on 100mm bikes .One of my buddies holds several KOM,s on trails primarily ridden by DH bikes and he,s riding a XC bike .
anyone know what trails this is ??
Predator on Tiger Mt. First legal DH trail in the area, and it's fun, even!
as in Tiger MT in WA??? I just rode Double Black Diamond , into Double Down on Chuckanut Ridge a couple Fridays back what a pair of trails .
So, on the topic of swoopy tubez, here's one of the first iterations of the Trail Pistol. Now this is too swoopy.
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