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mtg

Green with Envy
Sep 21, 2009
1,862
1,604
Denver, CO
Are you selling bikes to flat earthers now?
NTTAWWT
Yep, ever since the Pedälhead debuted, we've started to make bikes for people in flatter areas. And, the Trail Pistol and Megatrail SS don't necessarily need big mountain terrain for fun to be had, either.
 

jonKranked

Detective Dookie
Nov 10, 2005
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media blackout
next up in the GG R&D pipeline:

-the arthroplasty fixie
-the BRODOZER bmx
-the patchouli fart penny farthing
-the all you can eat buffet fat bike
-the great white gravel grinder
 

mtg

Green with Envy
Sep 21, 2009
1,862
1,604
Denver, CO
next up in the GG R&D pipeline:

-the arthroplasty fixie
-the BRODOZER bmx
-the patchouli fart penny farthing
-the all you can eat buffet fat bike
-the great white gravel grinder
Those are pretty good names, although they have to be based on a band name.
 

jonKranked

Detective Dookie
Nov 10, 2005
88,935
27,123
media blackout
Those are pretty good names, although they have to be based on a band name.
-the arthroplasty fixie - <<insert any shitty hipster band>>
-the BRODOZER bmx <<the entire dubstep genre>>
-the patchouli fart penny farthing <<phish>>
-the all you can eat buffet fat bike <<the weird al song "fat">>
-the great white gravel grinder - self explanatory.
 

mrgto

Monkey
Aug 4, 2009
295
118
I've got my kids listening to White Zombie otw to preschool. Fist pumping and air drums galore.


Favorite song so far.
 

mrgto

Monkey
Aug 4, 2009
295
118
I make sure the it's the radio edit version. Don't need any parent teacher conferences in Preschool....
 

mtg

Green with Envy
Sep 21, 2009
1,862
1,604
Denver, CO
Why Slay'er isn't the canadian version of the megatrail I have no idea.

those people™ are too polite for megadeth anyway.
We would have been all over the name Slayer if it wasn't already in use. Damn Canadians stole it!

There's a list of names ready to go, whenever we decide to add new models in the future.
 

ianjenn

Turbo Monkey
Sep 12, 2006
3,003
708
SLO
Well that is okay Slayer hasn't had a good album since the mid 90's anyhow. Misfits/Clash/Rancid/Maiden/Sabbath there are a bunch of sick bands at least in the early years or heyday.
 

mtg

Green with Envy
Sep 21, 2009
1,862
1,604
Denver, CO
Well that is okay Slayer hasn't had a good album since the mid 90's anyhow. Misfits/Clash/Rancid/Maiden/Sabbath there are a bunch of sick bands at least in the early years or heyday.
Some folks would present the same argument for Megadeth. Even if you hated everything Slayer made after Seasons in the Abyss, there's still more good material than most bands have produced.

That list you made....one of those band names is on the list for future possible bike name inspiration already :)
 

jstuhlman

bagpipe wanker
Dec 3, 2009
17,363
14,199
Cackalacka du Nord
Some folks would present the same argument for Megadeth. Even if you hated everything Slayer made after Seasons in the Abyss, there's still more good material than most bands have produced.

That list you made....one of those band names is on the list for future possible bike name inspiration already :)
hmmm...since misfit cycles is already a company and rocky already makes the maiden; rancid not metal enough (and even so, op ivy is the predecessor and moar betterer); clash also not metal enough . . . that leaves . . .
 

djjohnr

Turbo Monkey
Apr 21, 2002
3,115
1,801
Northern California
Well that is okay Slayer hasn't had a good album since the mid 90's anyhow. Misfits/Clash/Rancid/Maiden/Sabbath there are a bunch of sick bands at least in the early years or heyday.
Christ Illusion had a few really good tunes on it -


Everything without Lombardo just isn't the same.

Some folks would present the same argument for Megadeth. Even if you hated everything Slayer made after Seasons in the Abyss, there's still more good material than most bands have produced.

That list you made....one of those band names is on the list for future possible bike name inspiration already :)
Megadeth hasn't done anything good since Rust in Peace IMHO.