[OGRipper]

WTF?

Woman Fatally Bitten by Snake in Church

http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/us/AP-Church-Snakebite.html

"Snake handling is based on a passage in the Bible, in the Gospel of Mark, that says a sign of a true believer is the power to ''take up serpents'' without being harmed."

 

[kidwoo]

"Snake handling is based on a passage in the Bible, in the Gospel of Mark, that says a sign of a true believer is the power to ''take up serpents'' without being harmed."

Why do these dumbasses keep picking up the poisonous ones?

 

[LordOpie]

''take up serpents without being harmed."

yeah, didn't work out too well for Eve either.

 

[BurlyShirley]

There's a Sir Mix A Lot joke in here somewhere.

 

[Silver]

Too bad that didn't happen when she was younger. I'm sure there's a bunch of her genes still swimming around in the pool.

 

[JohnE]

And this years Darwin award goes to...
Nothing like a bit of chlorine in the ole gene pool!

 

[Silver]

And this years Darwin award goes to...
Nothing like a bit of chlorine in the ole gene pool!

Too late...at 48, she was on the verge of menopause. This is like giving antibiotics to a corpse that died of an infection, I'm afraid...

 

[Reactor]

Kentucky....that explains it. The gene pool is pretty small there already.

 

[DaveW]

Why do these dumbasses keep picking up the poisonous ones?

Why in order to prove Darwin right and creationists wrong of course.
Think of them as the evolution argument's version of suicide bombers.

 

[Westy]

Kentucky....that explains it. The gene pool is pretty small there already.

Funny thing is, states like Kentucky and West Virginia are some of the most beautiful places. If it wasn't for all the scary hillbillies all the yuppies would move there and ruin it like California.

 

[LordOpie]

 

[MudGrrl]

I say we ship 'em more snakes...............

 

[SkaredShtles]

What optical illusion?

 

[Secret Squirrel]

My guess would be that someone complained about him looking like he was either:

A. In the front of a gravy train.
B. Giving the Nazi salute with a guy that looks SS-ish in the background....

*Shrug* I'm with you though....

 

[Westy]

Horns dumbasses.

 

[Secret Squirrel]

Horns dumbasses.

oh345

 

[LordOpie]

Horns dumbasses.

winner!


Pope must be a jew.

 

[Westy]

winner!


Pope must be a jew.

He does have Chutzpah.

 

[SkaredShtles]

Horns dumbasses.

I'm still wondering where the "illusion" is....