Late last night I got bit by a feral cat. It was dark, and I couldn't see the area around my feet. I heard a hiss followed by stinging in my calf. At first I thought the skin hadn't been broken, but after wiping it off with alcohol, 6 small puncture wounds started to bleed a bit. Fvck !
So today I got to go to the ER as directed by my Dr. Because the cat could not be identified or verified for vaccination, the ER Dr, ordered the whole round of shots since rabies is 100% fatal. I kind of felt like putting off the whole death thing for at least another 45 years, so needles it was.
Let me be clear, I FVCKING HATE NEEDLES !!!!
After the nurses gave me a horse pill to swallow we were of to the races. First shot was for tetanus in my right arm. Then the Dr. injected my calf 4 times and shot the med under the skin causing it to swell a bit, making my calf look all ripped and steroided out. Then the nurses took turns sticking me. Got 1 shot in the thigh, and 1 in the left shoulder.
Not done yet. One of the nurses informed me that the next 2 shots had to be in my butt. After dropping my shorts, I assured both of them, that if I had known, I would have worn nicer underwear. Both of them stuck me simultaneously in each cheek.
Shot total so far: 9
And still not done. I have to go back on Friday for another shot. After that, there are 2-3 more shots span out over the next few weeks.
Awesome
I was planning on going riding some where a wee bit away on Friday since it's my birthday, but get to go back to the hospital instead. Looks like it'll be a local ride.
At least I got to show my ass to a couple of cute nurses.
So today I got to go to the ER as directed by my Dr. Because the cat could not be identified or verified for vaccination, the ER Dr, ordered the whole round of shots since rabies is 100% fatal. I kind of felt like putting off the whole death thing for at least another 45 years, so needles it was.
Let me be clear, I FVCKING HATE NEEDLES !!!!
After the nurses gave me a horse pill to swallow we were of to the races. First shot was for tetanus in my right arm. Then the Dr. injected my calf 4 times and shot the med under the skin causing it to swell a bit, making my calf look all ripped and steroided out. Then the nurses took turns sticking me. Got 1 shot in the thigh, and 1 in the left shoulder.
Not done yet. One of the nurses informed me that the next 2 shots had to be in my butt. After dropping my shorts, I assured both of them, that if I had known, I would have worn nicer underwear. Both of them stuck me simultaneously in each cheek.
Shot total so far: 9
And still not done. I have to go back on Friday for another shot. After that, there are 2-3 more shots span out over the next few weeks.
Awesome
I was planning on going riding some where a wee bit away on Friday since it's my birthday, but get to go back to the hospital instead. Looks like it'll be a local ride.
At least I got to show my ass to a couple of cute nurses.