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BurlyShirley

Rex Grossman Will Rise Again
Jul 4, 2002
19,180
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TN
Originally posted by ALEXIS_DH
i can assure you, more than conservatives free thinkers.
please, "assure" us then.


Im interested to see how you will do this.
 

ohio

The Fresno Kid
Nov 26, 2001
6,649
26
SF, CA
Originally posted by ALEXIS_DH
blabbity blah, i'm the smartest man alive, blabbity blah
by "free thinking" do you mean "pompous, close-minded, and with poor grammar?" because if so, you make a very valid point.


you are officially the last man picked for my liberal dodgeball team. Instead, I pick Silver, DRB, and kihachi so I can just hang out on the sidelines and eat cheesedogs while they go to work (sorry fluff, you're too damn liberal even for me... ;)).
 

MMike

A fowl peckerwood.
Sep 5, 2001
18,207
105
just sittin' here drinkin' scotch
Originally posted by ohio
by "free thinking" do you mean "pompous, close-minded, and with poor grammar?" because if so, you make a very valid point.


you are officially the last man picked for my liberal dodgeball team. Instead, I pick Silver, DRB, and kihachi so I can just hang out on the sidelines and eat cheesedogs while they go to work (sorry fluff, you're too damn liberal even for me... ;)).


Funniest "referencing quote" ever.... (I haven't read this thread....just the last page).
 

LordOpie

MOTHER HEN
Oct 17, 2002
21,022
3
Denver
Originally posted by ohio
by "free thinking" do you mean "pompous, close-minded, and with poor grammar?" because if so, you make a very valid point.
Whoa! Is it pick on Aunt Flo time again? :devil:
Originally posted by ohio
you are officially the last man picked for my liberal dodgeball team. Instead, I pick Silver, DRB, and kihachi...
Fack! I'm always picked near last :angry: I'll probably wind up on the Repugnicans team who'll just lie to the ball in an attempt to create misdirection, but just wind up getting beamed in the noggin'!
 

fluff

Monkey Turbo
Sep 8, 2001
5,673
2
Feeling the lag
Originally posted by LordOpie
Whoa! Is it pick on Aunt Flo time again? :devil:

Fack! I'm always picked near last :angry: I'll probably wind up on the Repugnicans team who'll just lie to the ball in an attempt to create misdirection, but just wind up getting beamed in the noggin'!
Don't worry mate, seeing as I am too liberal for Ohio I've decided that spoiling tactics are the order of the day (good old comintern tactic).

There is a twist, I'm going to start a ultra-conservative team to split the Repugnican (nice spin on N8's clever Dimocrat nickname BTW) vote.

Here's my manifesto;

War on France.
No foreigners allowed any rights in USA.
Unless they want to work for free
In which case we'll let them
So long as they take care of at least two illegal aliens
Use the poor for medical & scientific research.
And special effects dummies for Hollywood war movies (better gore).
Private healthcare enforced - if you didn't sort yourself out you deserve to die, fool!
Bigger guns for all who vote for me.
Gayness to be criminalised
Along with birth control of any form.
Christianity to be official religion of USA.
All heretics to be burnt for fuel.


Wanna join?
 

$tinkle

Expert on blowing
Feb 12, 2003
14,591
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Originally posted by fluff
Here's my manifesto;

War on France.
No foreigners allowed any rights in USA.
Unless they want to work for free
In which case we'll let them
So long as they take care of at least two illegal aliens
Use the poor for medical & scientific research.
And special effects dummies for Hollywood war movies (better gore).
Private healthcare enforced - if you didn't sort yourself out you deserve to die, fool!
Bigger guns for all who vote for me.
Gayness to be criminalised
Along with birth control of any form.
Christianity to be official religion of USA.
All heretics to be burnt for fuel.


Wanna join?
you forgot:
capital punishment for women who choose abortion (nevermind the irony, i'm busy leveling judgment)
 

fluff

Monkey Turbo
Sep 8, 2001
5,673
2
Feeling the lag
Originally posted by $tinkle
you forgot:
capital punishment for women who choose abortion (nevermind the irony, i'm busy leveling judgment)
Dammit, I'm ganna hafta reprint all my campaign material now!
 

fluff

Monkey Turbo
Sep 8, 2001
5,673
2
Feeling the lag
Originally posted by DRB
If you are going to reprint don't forget the part about show absolutely no fiscal responsibility at all.
Are you after a tax cut? You can have one if you say the magic words...
 

fluff

Monkey Turbo
Sep 8, 2001
5,673
2
Feeling the lag
Originally posted by DRB
Well.... see ..... actually I would rather not pay any at all. In reality I would rather I get money back......lots of money.
Well, for a large enough campaign contribution I can guarantee that, should I be elected, (publicly funded) grants will be available for my most needy constituents...*

S'easy this running for pres' lark!







*Roughly translated, this says give me money now and get more back later or give me no money now and pay heavily for it later.
 

DRB

unemployed bum
Oct 24, 2002
15,242
0
Watchin' you. Writing it all down.
Originally posted by fluff
Well, for a large enough campaign contribution I can guarantee that, should I be elected, (publicly funded) grants will be available for my most needy constituents...*

S'easy this running for pres' lark!

*Roughly translated, this says give me money now and get more back later or give me no money now and pay heavily for it later.
The check's in the mail.*


*Roughly translated the payoff is on the way.

You are so going to be the first non-US born president. Arnie ain't got sh!t on you.
 

fluff

Monkey Turbo
Sep 8, 2001
5,673
2
Feeling the lag
Originally posted by DRB
The check's in the mail.*


*Roughly translated the payoff is on the way.

You are so going to be the first non-US born president. Arnie ain't got sh!t on you.
If I weren't so damn lazy (and if I had a bit of cash to spare) I'd be very tempted to try a spoof web-based campaign as an ultra-conservative independent candidate.
 

ALEXIS_DH

Tirelessly Awesome
Jan 30, 2003
6,254
878
Lima, Peru, Peru
Originally posted by BurlySurly
please, "assure" us then.


Im interested to see how you will do this.

yeah, i shot myself in the foot when i did not wrote any references. well anyway.

since plato to sartre, most free thinkers have been liberal, including most nobel laurates, academics, and most of the most influential thinkers in mankind. etc,

i just dont care to elaborate more, am way too lazy.
just take the first 3 to pop in your mind and check what they were.

about my grammar and spelling? well, english is not my first language. i learned it from books written by americans in a british school in peru, taught by germans who spoke english. maybe thats the reason why is sounds so weird.

i dont know better any colloquial english.
 

ALEXIS_DH

Tirelessly Awesome
Jan 30, 2003
6,254
878
Lima, Peru, Peru
Originally posted by ohio
by "free thinking" do you mean "pompous, close-minded, and with poor grammar?" because if so, you make a very valid point.


you are officially the last man picked for my liberal dodgeball team. Instead, I pick Silver, DRB, and kihachi so I can just hang out on the sidelines and eat cheesedogs while they go to work (sorry fluff, you're too damn liberal even for me... ;)).

soo, do i missed being the sidekick of the crimson chin??

damn, i had already purchased my robin outfit.
 

ohio

The Fresno Kid
Nov 26, 2001
6,649
26
SF, CA
Originally posted by ALEXIS_DH
soo, do i missed being the sidekick of the crimson chin??

damn, i had already purchased my robin outfit.
All I'm saying is examine what the goals of your posts are. If it's to convince people of a liberal line of thinking, shamelessly arguing that they are dumb and you are smart because of the people with whom you associate your line of thought (but don't necessarily associate themselves with you) is not going to win you any converts.

If it's to gain the smug satisfaction of sitting at your computer and massaging your own ego through backhanded attacks that please no one but yourself (see N8 for an example) then by all means, continue.

You're not doing to cause of liberalism any favors, and as a liberal I don't wish to be associated with that kind of approach to arguments or that kind of superiority complex. If you claim to be a liberal, your goal should be to affect forward-thinking change (the specific changes we may not agree on). It is impossible to achieve that goal without diplomacy. Your posts not only lack diplomacy, they work counter to those of us that are trying to engage in respectful argument as your attitude shuts the minds of those who may have previously been listening.
 

BurlyShirley

Rex Grossman Will Rise Again
Jul 4, 2002
19,180
17
TN
Originally posted by ohio
All I'm saying is examine what the goals of your posts are. If it's to convince people of a liberal line of thinking, shamelessly arguing that they are dumb and you are smart because of the people with whom you associate your line of thought (but don't necessarily associate themselves with you) is not going to win you any converts.

If it's to gain the smug satisfaction of sitting at your computer and massaging your own ego through backhanded attacks that please no one but yourself (see N8 for an example) then by all means, continue.

You're not doing to cause of liberalism any favors, and as a liberal I don't wish to be associated with that kind of approach to arguments or that kind of superiority complex. If you claim to be a liberal, your goal should be to affect forward-thinking change (the specific changes we may not agree on). It is impossible to achieve that goal without diplomacy. Your posts not only lack diplomacy, they work counter to those of us that are trying to engage in respectful argument as your attitude shuts the minds of those who may have previously been listening.
plus i heard he's got a fat mom.
 

RhinofromWA

Brevity R Us
Aug 16, 2001
4,622
0
Lynnwood, WA
Originally posted by BurlySurly
plus i heard he's got a fat mom.
:rolleyes:

(OK, I laughed, but I am not proud of myself.)

I was just not expecting that....and that is something my close friends would throw at each other.