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HAARP caused the Haiti Quake

Knuckleslammer

took the red pill
I love it. So the US doesn't want to be the bad guy invading other countries with military force. So, they got something better. Bring a country to its knees via an artificially produced earthquake.

Now it's alleged that before the last tsunami in Indonesia, they saw the northern lights, all the way from Indonesia. H.A.A.R.P google it.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,583588,00.html
 

Crashby

Monkey
Jan 26, 2003
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Rochester, NY
Jeebus... We have no more ability to cause an earthquake than we do to cause global warming.

Ill never get over the hubris of man...
 

jonKranked

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Nov 10, 2005
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Hugo Chavez? You think that tubby motherfvcker is a reliable source of information? He thinks Playstation is the name of a violent video game.
 

sanjuro

Tube Smuggler
Sep 13, 2004
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SF
btw, if we had an earthquake weapon, why wouldn't use it on Venezuela? Eh, Hugo?
 

jonKranked

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Nov 10, 2005
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I want someone to 'shop and autotune Chavez into Dirt Nasty's video for "1980" (nsfw for anyone that wants to google it)
 

Icantdrive65

Monkey
Mar 21, 2005
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Chinquapin fire road
All this time I thought it was plate tectonics causing earthquakes.
I hope HAARP is going to pay out on that damage to the Colosseum.
I bet they were behind that disaster in Pompei too.
 

X3pilot

Texans fan - LOL
Aug 13, 2007
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How is this thread still here??? Mods, throw him to the PAWN and let's see how long he last quoting the fox news.

Or is Knuckleslammer really N8 or Lord Opie in disguise??:think:
 

Westy

the teste
Nov 22, 2002
38,897
5,585
Sleazattle
I bet it was a bunch of fat Americans all moving at once that caused it. I bet it coincided with a touchdown in the playoffs or some American Idol episode where a bunch of fatties got really excited.