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Haggard might not be the only evangelist getting it in the pokey

$tinkle

Expert on blowing
Feb 12, 2003
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i heard he was caught exhuming same-sex dinosaurs & putting them in compromising positions, thus explaining their extinction.
 

Old Man G Funk

Choir Boy
Nov 21, 2005
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In a handbasket
Uhh, so his defense lawyers didn't present evidence or call witnesses? Did I read that right?
I'm as flabbergasted as you are. That's not much of a defense, unless he thought that if he prayed hard enough god would change the hearts of the jury and they would find him innocent.
 

LordOpie

MOTHER HEN
Oct 17, 2002
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Denver
I didn't see your pre-edit post, but I'll assume your "nice" is sarcastic.

I'm just a little bitter. See, I believe in God, but all the bullsh!t is a little demoralizing.

If I was God, i'd be smiting some religious leader's asses.



Crap, guess that'd make me a gay God?