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Hahaha! I am just busting this dudes balls at work!

dh girlie

dh girlie

MISS MISSY (geek)
Feb 11, 2002
8,056
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A state where you never find the dance floor empty
this guy here is telling us how his daughter just graduated high school and he sent her to Hawaii...well he was saying how he spoke to her on the phone and she was saying how nice the hotel they were staying in was, but the one across the street was nicer, so they have been going and hanging out over there...I was all yeah, with the 35 year old dudes that're giving them beer...he didn't think it was that funny...then he continued with his story and said her and her friends were having a lot of fun and when he talked to her on the phone, they were giggling and it sounded like they were having a pillow fight...and I go, yeah! in their underwear for the 35 year old dudes that are giving them beer! HAHAHAHAH!
 
Ascentrek

Ascentrek

Monkey
Jul 17, 2003
653
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Golden, CO
...and don't forget to mention that they should get some of the money/rights to their video when it gets posted on the porn sites.
 
ncrider

ncrider

Turbo Monkey
Aug 15, 2004
1,564
0
Los Angeles
So you're saying when I'm 35 I can still hang out with little 18 year old girls and pillow fight with them? YES!!! I've got 10 years to perfect my technique.
 
SuzyCreamcheese

SuzyCreamcheese

Monkey
Jul 28, 2003
657
0
Eat, ME
dh girlie said:
they were giggling and it sounded like they were having a pillow fight... HAHAHAHAH!
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They were probably all giggly from all the bongloads of Maui Wowee they were doing with the 26 year old surfer boyz.

The Cheese
 
llkoolkeg

llkoolkeg

Ranger LL
Sep 5, 2001
4,335
15
in da shed, mon, in da shed
dh girlie said:
i'm sure a lot of guys would...I've seen her and she's very cute...
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I am quite sure that it is a complete coincidence that my age is 35. :think:

I would certainly never attempt to ply a hottie's inhibitions with any intoxicating substances that might cause her to get naked with her on passion.com and writhe around on the Motel6 spoogesponge(bed) for my MiniDV documentary. :eek:
 
llkoolkeg

llkoolkeg

Ranger LL
Sep 5, 2001
4,335
15
in da shed, mon, in da shed
SuzyCreamcheese said:
They were probably all giggly from all the bongloads of Maui Wowee they were doing with the 26 year old surfer boyz.

The Cheese
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Hahahaha...I haven't seen any of that in 20 years. If you like the Hawaiian experience, though, might I personally recommend Sensi Seed Bank's(NE) "Hawaiian Indica" or Federation Seed Bank's(BC) "Hawaiian Sativa X Cotton Candy"? Even more joyous(but hard to find) is a hybrid of those strains listed above. :evil: :drool: :evil:
 
indieboy

indieboy

Want fries with that?
Jan 4, 2002
1,806
1
atlanta
that's what my dad worries about with me when i travel. that old ladies like yourself are going to try and take advantage of me :(
 
stinkyboy

stinkyboy

Plastic Santa
Jan 6, 2005
15,187
1
¡Phoenix!
dh girlie said:
typically, older women don't need to take advantage of younger men...they're usually very willing...
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Yea, young guys will hit anything :D

disclaimer: In no way do I support or negate such allegations against DHgirlie... :D
 
SkaredShtles

SkaredShtles

Michael Bolton
Sep 21, 2003
67,804
14,153
In a van.... down by the river
indieboy said:
that's what my dad worries about with me when i travel. that old ladies like yourself are going to try and take advantage of me :(
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No - he's afraid that you'll knock some crazy old lady up and be on the hook for child support for the next 18 years.

Listen to your dad......... he's a wise man.
 
manhattanprjkt83

manhattanprjkt83

Rusty Trombone
Jul 10, 2003
9,660
1,237
Nilbog
dh girlie said:
typically, older women don't need to take advantage of younger men...they're usually very willing...
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yeah we are, i was at the bar last night (im 22) and o god this bartender was smoooooookin (she had to have been 35-40 ish) but she gave me a couple free drinks. No paper bag needed. :love:
 
llkoolkeg

llkoolkeg

Ranger LL
Sep 5, 2001
4,335
15
in da shed, mon, in da shed
dh girlie said:
typically, older women don't need to take advantage of younger men...they're usually very willing...
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...and their stamina, short refractory periods and pre-beer bellies sometimes even make up for their lack of skill, experience and hair-trigger culmination control. Certainly dhg has not sampled the forbidden fruit of manly youth, however, and has not had the opportunity to train one in such pursuits yet. :D
 
sanjuro

sanjuro

Tube Smuggler
Sep 13, 2004
17,373
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SF
With 18, I think 5 year older is the max. 25, it jumps to 8, 30 is 10, and 35 anyone interested and you are lucky...
 
Polandspring88

Polandspring88

Superman
Mar 31, 2004
3,066
7
Broomfield, CO
sanjuro said:
With 18, I think 5 year older is the max. 25, it jumps to 8, 30 is 10, and 35 anyone interested and you are lucky...
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Does it work the reverse way as well? Lemme tell you, those 13 year olds are looking mighty tasty these days...
 
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