I must be a Craig's list douche bag. (World wide)
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Date: 2008-09-10, 8:41PM PDT
What is the deal with Craig's list douche bags?
#1: I'm trying to sell a car for $500 to $2k over blue book when the dealers are trying like hell to just will sell one for book.
Answer: I must be a Craig's list douche bag.
#2: I have a motorcycle and no title. The bike isn't worth **** and I will never be able to license and ride it on the road, but I still need top buck and I don't even legally own it! FYI Craig's list fact: at any one time 50% of the people selling bikes on Craig's don't have titles!
Answer: I must be a Craig's list douche bag.
#4: I'm a junk collector and my I want someone to come over a clean up my yard and pay me for their privilege to haul it off.
Answer: I must be a Craig's list douche bag.
#5: I have a antique hunk of **** tractor that is way over priced. I restored this old tractor and now I need $10k for it because it's a classic. BULL-**** ! Cars are classics that can be used in a classic style. Last thing I need is a super cool looking over priced antique tractor so I can muck out my cow **** stalls in style.
Answer: I must be a Craig's list douche bag.
#3: I'm posting a job but I'm not actually an employer or business or serious for that fact. Just because it's free to post an employment ad on Craig's I feel I can jerk everyone around and I'm not even serious about employing someone. Oh, and by the way, I want someone with a PHD in their field that will work for peanuts or free - if I feel your qualified. Also, please send your immaculate resume along with ten examples of how you made your last employers the masters of the universe.
Answer: I must be a Craig's list douche bag.
And for the cr?me de la cr?me: I keep posting and posting and posting my same old **** but can't sell it. What the hell? I can't be over priced because that is what all the other Craig's list douche bags are asking. Well, I guess I'll just keep on posting my garbage and wasting everyones time because I sure can't get a clue. And it's free!
Answer: I must be a yet another Craig's list douche bag.
* Location: World wide
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 836124216
Reply to: see below
Date: 2008-09-10, 8:41PM PDT
What is the deal with Craig's list douche bags?
#1: I'm trying to sell a car for $500 to $2k over blue book when the dealers are trying like hell to just will sell one for book.
Answer: I must be a Craig's list douche bag.
#2: I have a motorcycle and no title. The bike isn't worth **** and I will never be able to license and ride it on the road, but I still need top buck and I don't even legally own it! FYI Craig's list fact: at any one time 50% of the people selling bikes on Craig's don't have titles!
Answer: I must be a Craig's list douche bag.
#4: I'm a junk collector and my I want someone to come over a clean up my yard and pay me for their privilege to haul it off.
Answer: I must be a Craig's list douche bag.
#5: I have a antique hunk of **** tractor that is way over priced. I restored this old tractor and now I need $10k for it because it's a classic. BULL-**** ! Cars are classics that can be used in a classic style. Last thing I need is a super cool looking over priced antique tractor so I can muck out my cow **** stalls in style.
Answer: I must be a Craig's list douche bag.
#3: I'm posting a job but I'm not actually an employer or business or serious for that fact. Just because it's free to post an employment ad on Craig's I feel I can jerk everyone around and I'm not even serious about employing someone. Oh, and by the way, I want someone with a PHD in their field that will work for peanuts or free - if I feel your qualified. Also, please send your immaculate resume along with ten examples of how you made your last employers the masters of the universe.
Answer: I must be a Craig's list douche bag.
And for the cr?me de la cr?me: I keep posting and posting and posting my same old **** but can't sell it. What the hell? I can't be over priced because that is what all the other Craig's list douche bags are asking. Well, I guess I'll just keep on posting my garbage and wasting everyones time because I sure can't get a clue. And it's free!
Answer: I must be a yet another Craig's list douche bag.
* Location: World wide
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 836124216
