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Link!!!

 

[dexterq20]

"When you see [fireworks] in public settings, they're 30, 40, 50 feet across at the top," Pat Barry, spokesman for the Will County sheriff's department, said of the firework the man allegedly set off. "Imagine this going off in a room that's about 8 by 8," Barry said.

 

[Ciaran]

I hope the shrapnel took out his junk so he can never ever breed.

 

[pnj]

wow, that IS funny.

10 beers ain't sh1t.....

 

[LordOpie]

The suspect girlfriend was overheard telling friends outside the house that she was disappointed. She visited hoping for another type of fireworks display.

follow-up story

:lol:

 

[El Jefe]

The guy didn't have gas or electricity, but bought mortar shells at a flea market and had a "lady friend" over. Wow, this guy sounds like quite a catch.

 

[llkoolkeg]

"Hey lookey here...this'll be REAL cool!"

Simply amazing.

 

[slowSSer]

The firework was in a 10-inch mortar shell when the man allegedly ignited it.

allegedly? his focking house has been blown up! where's the alleged cr@p come from? damn.

 

[H8R]

It is very insenstive to laugh at the misfortune of others. Let's all hope that this man heals up fast and gets some professional help with his drinking problem.

 

[Potroast88]

How come stuff like that never happens in my neighborhood? I gotta get me a trailer house.

 

[OGRipper]

It is very insenstive to laugh at the misfortune of others. Let's all hope that this man heals up fast and gets some professional help with his drinking problem.

Spoken like a true hippy.

(Sorry, couldn't resist. It was so juicy, just sitting there waiting for me or someone else.)

 

[OGRipper]

That should get an honorable mention in the Darwin Awards.

 

[H8R]

Spoken like a true hippy.

(Sorry, couldn't resist. It was so juicy, just sitting there waiting for me or someone else.)

You are an asset to this site, and to all those who depend on you emotionally.

 

[BSEVEER]

He said he lit it and thought he could put it out. I've never lit a 10" shell, only 6" and smaller. All of them have a fuse that burns about 3' in 3/10ths of a second, good luck putting it out. What a tard.

 

[Mattoid]

funny stuff... but hey, we all do dumb shlt.

 

[Potroast88]

funny stuff... but hey, we all do dumb shlt.

No, we all make honest mistakes. I don't know a single person stupid enough to set fireworks off in their home, and I know some people that are nuttier than squirrel turds.

 

[H8R]

funny stuff... but hey, we all do dumb shlt.

What's so funny about this poor man's plight? All you people need to look in your hearts for some compassion.

In his desperate need for entertainment, he drank alcohol to the point of destroying his reasoning. It's tragic.

We should have a fundraiser to help him with his drinking problem.

 

[Potroast88]

What's so funny about this poor man's plight? All you people need to look in your hearts for some compassion.

In his desperate need for entertainment, he drank alcohol to the point of destroying his reasoning. It's tragic.

We should have a fundraiser to help him with his drinking problem.

I don't have any extra cash, but I do have a few bottle rockets left over from the 4th.

 

[OGRipper]

H8R, your sarcasm is not coming across so clearly today. At least I hope its sarcasm. If you're serious, damn dude lighten up.

Like that dude's fireworks.

(Get it? Lighten up? Bwahahahahaha!!! I kill me. )

 

[H8R]

H8R, your sarcasm is not coming across so clearly today. At least I hope its sarcasm. If you're serious, damn dude lighten up.

Like that dude's fireworks.

(Get it? Lighten up? Bwahahahahaha!!! I kill me. )

SILENCE, MAGGOT!!

 

[OGRipper]

SILENCE, MAGGOT!!

Umm, somebody needs an exorcism and a time out. What happened to the warm and fuzzy cupie avatar?

And unless you can hear this, that was silence. If you can hear it, listen to this: :eviltongu

 

[d-sop]

they released him?

 

[merrrrjig]

How stupid can u get?

 

[OGRipper]

Stay tuned! We'll show you stupid. :nuts:

 

[hooples3]

lol i would have loved to see that on film... could you imagine????