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Haiku-O-Matic!!!

Ciaran

Fear my banana
Apr 5, 2004
9,841
19
So Cal
It's an old website... been around forever, but it's nice to see it pop up everyonce in a while....

Haiku-O-Matic! http://smalltime.com/haiku.html It refreshes every 10 seconds or so with a new weird Haiku.

I will clean it up

after all, it is my mess

gerbil in blender


The New World Order

Strange black choppers in the night

Abducting our cows
 

DVNT

Turbo Monkey
Jul 16, 2004
1,844
0
In northern Finland
that i use terms like anal

find themselves bloated.

and

In dreams my cat asks,
drinking the cheap mad dog wine

Is impossible​
 

DVNT

Turbo Monkey
Jul 16, 2004
1,844
0
something is growing
quietly in the darkness

time to clean the fridge​
 

Ciaran

Fear my banana
Apr 5, 2004
9,841
19
So Cal
Stosh, where are your balls.
Oh no. They are in her purse.
Stosh go get your balls.

:D :p (Just kiddin, Stosh)

Captain pollution
he likes to wear chick pants
stay away from me
 

dexterq20

Turbo Monkey
Mar 6, 2003
3,442
1
NorCal
Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer
Roosting on your trusting arm
somebody help me please


Sweet! :D


"Open your present..."
"No, you open your present..."
Kaczinski Christmas


:think:
 

Zark

Hey little girl, do you want some candy?
Oct 18, 2001
6,254
7
Reno 911
Am I seeing things?
Is Elvis mowing my lawn?
Nope. It 's just Satan.