[dante]

Ahhh, the joys of unintended consequences.

Satanic Monument to be erected at the Oklahoma Capital Building

I'm in for a bumper sticker...

 

[Pesqueeb]

I miss Burly.

 

[jonKranked]

how about a bowl of noodles as a monument for the pastafarians?

 

[jonKranked]

heads are spinning:

Rep. Bobby Cleveland said that monuments like the Ten Commandments are needed to celebrate America's "Judeo-Christian heritage", citing that many Christians feel persecuted by political correctness. Then he said that Satanists aren't allowed to feel the same way because "they're nuts".

ferrous articulatio genu

 

[jonKranked]

ok everyone in the pile:

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/hindus-propose-building-monkey-god-statue-oklahoma-state-capitol-article-1.1547189

 

[jonKranked]

from the above article: "religious freedom pie"

 

[Pesqueeb]

ok everyone in the pile:

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/hindus-propose-building-monkey-god-statue-oklahoma-state-capitol-article-1.1547189

I'm okay with that as long as it looks like this:

 

[Jim Mac]

I read about those guys who started the pig pile on, funny stuff.

 

[jimmydean]

Damn, that's funny.

 

[Pesqueeb]

Update! Is my donation tax deductible?

 

[jonKranked]

"The statue will also have a functional purpose as a chair where people of all ages may sit on the lap of Satan for inspiration and contemplation."

they're going to bronze dick cheney when he dies?

 

[jackalope]

"I think you've got to remember where you are. This is Oklahoma, the middle of the heartland," said Rep. Don Armes, R-Faxon. "I think we need to be tolerant of people who think different than us, but this is Oklahoma, and that's not going to fly here."


And is there a better name than 'Lucien Greaves' for one of Baelzebul's district managers?

they're going to bronze dick cheney when he dies?

LOL, you think Dick Cheney can die? Unpossible...

 

[stoney]

"I think you've got to remember where you are. This is Oklahoma, the middle of the heartland," said Rep. Don Armes, R-Faxon. "I think we need to be tolerant of people who think different than us, but this is Oklahoma, and that's not going to fly here."

I don't think he quite knows how Freedom of Speech and no government sponsoring of any specific religion means.

 

[jonKranked]

article with picture of proposed statue:

http://religion.blogs.cnn.com/2014/01/07/satanists-unveil-design-for-statehouse-statue/?hpt=hp_t2

 

[jimmydean]

article with picture of proposed statue:

http://religion.blogs.cnn.com/2014/01/07/satanists-unveil-design-for-statehouse-statue/?hpt=hp_t2

I like it.

 

[jackalope]

I *really* like that statue...

 

[Pesqueeb]

Meh. Independent Records has 5000+ metal albums with that exact image on the cover. It's going to need a fountain of blood or something to really get attention IMHO.

 

[jonKranked]

Meh. Independent Records has 5000+ metal albums with that exact image on the cover. It's going to need a fountain of blood or something to really get attention IMHO.

or dick cheney

 

[Pesqueeb]

I *really* like that statue...

Just noticed the new avatar. Bravo.

 

[Beef Supreme]

Meh. Independent Records has 5000+ metal albums with that exact image on the cover. It's going to need a fountain of blood or something to really get attention IMHO.

Metal is a religion is it not? I know they are trying to make a statement on the separation of church and state but a statue in honor of metal at the OK capital would be sweet.

 

[stevew]

Meh. Independent Records has 5000+ metal albums with that exact image on the cover. It's going to need a fountain of blood or something to really get attention IMHO.

how about it whispering in the popes ear?

 

[johnbryanpeters]

Or it copulating with the el papa's ear, except that I like the direction Bergoglio's headed in, given that he's in that weird and Faustian organization...

 

[Pesqueeb]

Or it copulating with the el papa's ear, except that I like the direction Bergoglio's headed in, given that he's in that weird and Faustian organization...

Even a blind squirrel......


*Edit: Am I the only one who still thinks the "Hail Stan" thing is really funny? I giggle every time I open this thread or see Burley's avatar.

 

[FSM]

Truly, I work in mysterious ways!

In July of last year, Mesner officiated at a ceremony he referred to as a “pink mass,” declaring that it would turn the mother of the founder of the Westboro Baptist Church gay for all eternity. During the ritual, two couples (one gay and one lesbian) kissed over the grave of Fred Phelps’s mother, Catherine Idalette Johnston, while Mesner presided over them, wearing a horned helmet that made him look like Loki from the Avengers. He later released photographs of his penis resting on the headstone, after which he was charged with desecration of a grave, a misdemeanor offense.

 

[JohnE]

Phred Felps' mother was not named Felps? FORNICATOR!!!

Hey Phred...I bet she screwed more then once, and I bet she even liked it! Who knows, maybe she experimented with ANOTHER WOMAN!!!


And I can support a statue of the figurehead of any religion, but one of Dick "The most appropriately named man in the universe" Cheney would be too much...