[Austin] Do I make you *randy* baby? [/Austin]narlus said:
Halloween 2005 Costume Thread
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Click the link...read the quote...call the editor of the article...I noticed it...YOU noticed it...yet the proofreader did not...and...well...I guess my attempt at humor was lost yet again on you scholars...narlus said:
Oh!
lest you think I'm serious...
You should email National Geographic. They'd think you were a *genius*!dh girlie said:
all spelling mistakes stem from you. even Mack's.dh girlie said:Click the link...read the quote...call the editor of the article...I noticed it...YOU noticed it...yet the proofreader did not...and...well...I guess my attempt at humor was lost yet again on you scholars...
Oh!
Do you suppose she's the Mother of all Misspellers?narlus said:
Aside from the occasional typo, I think my spelling is quite good, thank you. In fact, if I look back at all my grade school report cards, they consistently show A's in spelling and vocabulary...also, neat penmanship...and in the comments section:narlus said:
Lisa is well liked by the other children...however, she tends to socialize a little too much during class! HAHAHA...no sh!t!
Ummmmm........dh girlie said:
You know what your grade school report cards said?
You need
you could always look like this !
My mom has every report card I ever got.SkaredShtles said:Ummmmm........
You know what your grade school report cards said?
You need
The hillbilly makes an appearance. Where is that thread? searching for cheap beer....splat said:you could always look like this !
Do you remember what you got in spelling class? Or what the comments were?DRB said:
DRB said:
she's got all my school pictures, awards, and stuff I made her too...SkaredShthead is just jealous that the hippy commune he grew up in didn't give report cards at the hippy commune school...
that costume is HYSTERICAL! I think I will dig that out for this years work halloween potluck!splat said:you could always look like this !
it would be interesting if someone could score an old Super V and pull off a good BikerFox
You know......... she kinda looks like Mosh Girl there.DRB said:
manhattanprjkt83 is too chicken$hit to do it.firetoole said:
I would but I couldn't pull off the skullet
I think she could be the new mosh girl.SkaredShtles said:
doesn't his website clearly spell out the dangers of trying?firetoole said:
potential side-effects include creepy boudoir poses and skullets.
Would it hurt too much when you pulled?firetoole said:
my friend and i were planning on being Wayne Campbell (me) and Garth Algar (her) and just wear wigs and ripped jeans, black Teeshirts and trucker hats that say Waynes World on them. We are obsessed with Wayne's World, even though its kinda old, the jokes never get old.
as we speak I am growing an amish beard........ 
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I did get the dreaded doesnt' play well with others in 4th grade. Dead serious. I'm quite proud of that.SkaredShtles said:
As for spelling......
was there also a "Needs to stop eating paste and focus on his school work"?DRB said:
No but gets bored easily was another classic that I got more than once.firetoole said:
i want a johnnie walker costume...
will see if i can find one.....
will see if i can find one.....
sunuva...N8 said:
manziman said:
fo' shizzle
DRB said:
In third grade I got something along the lines of "handwriting is so bad Michael will be considered illiterate in the real world". Ha, computers biatch.
Teachers also commented how I lacked focus and never paid attention. I was too busy plotting their deaths and making plans to take over the world.
My teachers always mistook my contempt for boredom. As I got older I learned how to more accurately portray my contempt.Westy said:
I got that one straightened out with my fifth grade essay "What I Want For Christmas". I wanted a 10 megaton thermonuclear device to wipe out mankind like so many cockroaches. I would have been expelled today. Fortunately my mother appreciated my efforts to creep people out.DRB said:
That's pretty good. Did the electroshock therapy help?Westy said:
What do you think?DRB said:
Not so much.Westy said:
That was the second Judy Tenuta qoute you have made in 2 days?? You sure you don't need to get back into taking naps? I bet the rest of your co-workers can hook you up with a good place to get a good 40. Isn't that one of the priveledges you get as a gubmint 'ployee?dh girlie said:
Uhhh...who the hell is Judy Tenuta? I was just quoting offa something SS said...jdcamb said:
Where in the f**k have you been? I was just about to write this Friday off........dh girlie said: