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Halloween Costume Ideas

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The Real Dr. Science
Jul 12, 2004
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Sleepy Hollar
Hang a potato from a belt to cover your crotch and be a dick-tator.

Your wife can do the same thing with a lemon and be a sour-puss.
 

stosh

Darth Bailer
Jul 20, 2001
22,248
408
NY
I was thinking about going as Brokeback Mtn.

I figured I could dress a blowup doll up pretty easily put a stick in his back so he's bent over and strap his legs to mine facing away from me.
All I would need is a cowboy hat.
 

cannondalejunky

ease dropper
Jun 19, 2005
2,924
2
Arkansas
a couple years ago i wore all blue and put some cotton on my shirt and jeans, and carried a squirt gun...and when people would ask me what i was i would say partly cloudy with a chance of rain then squirt them...that same year my bro wore a shark fin and had condoms taped to himself, so he was a sexual preditor