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BurlyShirley

Rex Grossman Will Rise Again
Jul 4, 2002
19,180
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TN
Okay, since you've all been pestering me. I havent done a ride yet, thought I would get to today, but I have three finals between this afternoon and tomorrow morning, so It'll have to wait a couple days. Anyway, here she is:



 

BurlyShirley

Rex Grossman Will Rise Again
Jul 4, 2002
19,180
17
TN
And I am ****ing done building new bikes too. This mutha better last me 5 years and Im not kidding. **** is getting too much$$$$$$.
 

BurlyShirley

Rex Grossman Will Rise Again
Jul 4, 2002
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TN
Seriously, I cant believe it weighs as much as it does. I dont even have slime in the tires either, so that'll bring me over 27. I dont care THAT much, I just wasnt expecting such a weight.
 

jimmydean

The Official Meat of Ridemonkey
Sep 10, 2001
43,106
15,187
Portland, OR
Sweet ride! Are you healed up enough to rock it for real? We all know you have enough experience with handjobs.

I got my Steelhead functional yesterday. I need to run a stiffer (and shorter maybe) crank and a chain device of some kind. I might run a bash too, but I'm not 100%.

I will toss it on the scale this week when I am in the shop looking at chain guides. Not sure if mine is much lighter, but compared to my 46.5 pound race rig, this thing feel like a feather.
 

OGRipper

back alley ripper
Feb 3, 2004
10,735
1,247
NORCAL is the hizzle
Nice looking steed there, enjoy. It weighs as much as it does because you've got a solid, sensible build that won't cry uncle if you actually get out and ride it hard.
 

binary visions

The voice of reason
Jun 13, 2002
22,165
1,261
NC
BurlyShirley said:
And I am ****ing done building new bikes too. This mutha better last me 5 years and Im not kidding. **** is getting too much$$$$$$.
:rofl:

You put XTR, Thomson, Selle Italia and Crossmax on there... you know you CAN build it with cheaper parts, don't you? :p

Looks sweet! I'm suprised it'll be over 27lbs, makes me wonder how much mine weighs. Maybe I'll take it down to the weight room at our apartment complex and weigh it one of these days ;)
 

binary visions

The voice of reason
Jun 13, 2002
22,165
1,261
NC
BTW, just read your other thread... and you always need about a pound to a pound and a half of misc. weight when you are estimating bike builds. Manufacturers will state the light end of their weight variations... some don't include bolts or other hardware... there's housing and cables... grease... hydraulic fluid... cable ferrules... all individually small weights that end up adding up to a bit.

Of course that's just tossing aside that some manufacturers are just plain dishonest with their claimed weights.
 

binary visions

The voice of reason
Jun 13, 2002
22,165
1,261
NC
bjanga said:
BV yours probably weighs 34 or 35 depending on wheels. My Vagrant weighs 35.
35 was my estimate. I could lose two pounds in these tires alone though, and still have plenty of size and beef :p
 

Wumpus

makes avatars better
Dec 25, 2003
8,161
153
Six Shooter Junction
It's all about the ride, not the ride. Or something like that.






binary visions said:
Of course that's just tossing aside that some manufacturers are just plain dishonest with their claimed weights.
I read somewhere(like in the manual, website, ???) that Marzocchi doesn't include the steerer tube in its shock weights.
 

kizzi77

Monkey
Aug 11, 2005
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0
nashvegas
binary visions said:
:rofl:

You put XTR, Thomson, Selle Italia and Crossmax on there... you know you CAN build it with cheaper parts, don't you? :p
Yeah, but when the girl says get whatever you want....
 

binary visions

The voice of reason
Jun 13, 2002
22,165
1,261
NC
Wumpus said:
I read somewhere(like in the manual, website, ???) that Marzocchi doesn't include the steerer tube in its shock weights.
At least a couple of the models/years used to not include oil... in an open bath fork :rolleyes:.
 

BurlyShirley

Rex Grossman Will Rise Again
Jul 4, 2002
19,180
17
TN
OGRipper said:
Nice looking steed there, enjoy. It weighs as much as it does because you've got a solid, sensible build that won't cry uncle if you actually get out and ride it hard.
Yeah, I realized I wasnt going to have a 19lb XC race machine when I started, as my aim was to build a "mountain bike" in the simplest sense of the term.

Riding out at Pisgah this year put a hurting on me. Im in pretty decent shape, but while watching people I know Im as good as pull away from me up hills, I knew my Bullit was just way too much. Also, Im beginning to look at this sport in an entirely different way. Used to be I jsut wanted to go jump off stuff and rail corners, go as fast as I could, sprint all the time. Now Im seeing things as more of an "exploration" if that makes any sense.
I just want to go ride new trails in new places and not ahve to worry about linkages exploding or shocks blowing or my bike weighing 40 pounds. I want to get as far back into the woods and as far away from people as I can get.

Jimmy, I still have to take it easy on the foot for now. I can ride trails, but its going to be a progression, and I really dont want to re-injur myself. Will hit a trail in the next few days tho, god willing.
 

BurlyShirley

Rex Grossman Will Rise Again
Jul 4, 2002
19,180
17
TN
valve bouncer said:
Nice looking chariot Shirl. What was the bill all up?
Good luck on the exams too.
Around 2k I think... not so bad in the grand scheme. Plus a bunch of parts i had that i traded for newish bits on this bike.

Chang, the dual controls, Im not used to them either, if I hate them, well, someday they'll break.
 

chicodude

The Spooninator
Mar 28, 2004
1,054
2
Paradise
BurlyShirley said:
Around 2k I think... not so bad in the grand scheme. Plus a bunch of parts i had that i traded for newish bits on this bike.

Chang, the dual controls, Im not used to them either, if I hate them, well, someday they'll break.

Jeez, That is a very cool machine. I like the direction change in riding too. All day just riding to get lost epics are cool
 

jdcamb

Tool Time!
Feb 17, 2002
20,050
8,770
Nowhere Man!
Makes sense to me. A bike you can ride in 98% of the situations you encounter. Instead of a bike that is ready for the other 2% and makes you suffer for the rest of your ride. Nice bike.