Happiness is...
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playing on the dirt jumps in my yard........
I guess it's #5.....having your husband mow the lawn so you can go riding. 
ummm..... that would be the last option (#5)Heidi said:I guess it's #5.....having your husband mow the lawn so you can go riding.
(edit: you changed your answer while i was replying)
None of the above.
THIS is happiness - still cascading!
THIS is happiness - still cascading!
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Happiness used in the same sentence, even the same paragraph, as mowing the lawn is not only dangerously close to an oxymoron, it is an affront to human dignity.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I don't so much mind mowing a yard.......
But bark is the absolute crappiest yard decoration I can think of. I hate bark.....I would rather pave my yard than bark it. a grassy lawn is ok and outside that some indigenous natural surroundings. I don't even rake....it all goes back into the ground.
Did I say bark sucks? bark--> :nuts: <--me
Oh while I amon the subject of yards and stuff that annoys me/makes me angry......
:mumble: Fences. :eviltongu I hate fences. I grew up with no fences in our neighborhood. Now everyone else has them but our place. I used to be a shrub hedge seperated the properties...now everyone has a freaking fence :mumble: It makes a small world feelthat much smaller when everyone has a freaking 6-7ft tall fence! :mumble: *breath rhino*
Mowing the lawn is OK. Barking sucks. Fence sucks, weeding sucks, big gardens suck,.....
But bark is the absolute crappiest yard decoration I can think of.
I hate bark.....I would rather pave my yard than bark it. a grassy lawn is ok and outside that some indigenous natural surroundings. I don't even rake....it all goes back into the ground.Did I say bark sucks? bark--> :nuts: <--me
Oh while I amon the subject of yards and stuff that annoys me/makes me angry......
:mumble: Fences. :eviltongu I hate fences. I grew up with no fences in our neighborhood. Now everyone else has them but our place. I used to be a shrub hedge seperated the properties...now everyone has a freaking fence :mumble: It makes a small world feelthat much smaller when everyone has a freaking 6-7ft tall fence! :mumble: *breath rhino*
Mowing the lawn is OK. Barking sucks. Fence sucks, weeding sucks, big gardens suck,.....
lol!wooglin said:
Where is that barking collar? *rhino scanning for the shovel*
happiness would be watching my wife mow the backyard lawn in a superwoman costume while i enjoy a cold beer.
damn, wish i were married and owned a house...
damn, wish i were married and owned a house...
No. I have a 21" 3.5 hp people-pushed rusty buzz bomb that drinks thirty weight. It has a cracked deck that I occasionally make ineffectual attempts to weld back together. The beast was old when an antique-dealing friend gave it to me a few years back. I gave it a new set of wheels once, but they're sufficiently worn to cant in at a scary angle. When I let it idle down after using it, it disgorges big lumps of green mower manure.wooglin said:
The upside is that it makes mowing a slow enough process that I can avoid frogs, snakes, spiders, and saplings for the most part.
I also have a four foot self-propelled sickle bar mower for the harder tasks, but I will spare you the discourse on that beast.
J
Nah, I'm actually quite happy cutting grass. Jealous of the time, but that's life...
t minus ten days eleven hours...
t minus ten days eleven hours...
binary visions said:
Put that Guinness in a proper Pint Glass Binary!! 
happiness is killing all of your grass so that you can build dirt jumps in your front yard
Yeah, tell me about it, Superwoman's got it going on!!!wooglin said:Yah. Keep dreaming.....
Loosing this damn left hand bondage and being able to go riding offroad again.
*Tells himself only two days, only two days.*
*Tells himself only two days, only two days.*
This reminds me - IRBs summer ride times is going to be severly hampered with his new lawn.
My yard is easily the worst of the whole neighborhood, I don't mow it often and I never water, fertilize or do anything that might encourage growth.
My yard is easily the worst of the whole neighborhood, I don't mow it often and I never water, fertilize or do anything that might encourage growth.
Heidi said:I guess it's #5.....having your husband mow the lawn so you can go riding.
Just what I was thinking 