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Happy Australia Day!

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Bob the Builder
Aug 24, 2004
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In the cleavage of the Tetons
But if you are down under, it’s over. Anyhoo, went to a fun party, heard a good joke.

“An Australian guy walks into a bar with a crocodile under his arm. He asks the bartender if he will give him free drinks if he shows he can put his dick inside the crocs mouth for 15 seconds without it getting bit off. The bartender agrees. The guy opens the crocs mouth and puts his dick inside it; the croc gently closes his mouth and after 15 seconds the Australian hits him over the head with a bottle, causing the croc to open his mouth and let the guy withdraw his dick. The bartender starts serving the free drinks to the Austr alian and then tells everyone in the bar "If anyone else can do that then I will give them free drinks also". There is a pause and then a blonde woman calls out "ok, I will do it but please don't hit me so hard over my head with the bottle".
 
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HardtailHack

used an iron once
Jan 20, 2009
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It is a pretty messed up holiday, let's celebrate overthrowing the world's oldest civilization, yay!
Hopefully they pick a different day and leave the 26th as Invasion Day.