I've celebrated a few of Partsbaras birthdays with him. The one I most remember was the one 11 years ago, his 24th which we celebrated with a couple of mates. That night I made the stupid mistake of going out with the rent money in my pocket. It started off sedately enough, a few quiet dogbolters at a Northbridge drinking establishment, one free round courtesy of one of the guys I knew on the bar. The next bar was $2 shooters for a round then on to the night club. Well we had a few and then the barman upon hearing that it was Partsy's birthday decided we'd better have a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster. I'm sure a few of you blokes have had one of these evil concoctions. I'm sure you haven't had two, at least not in the same night. For the uninitiated iirc it's all the white spirits plus other assorted goodies, grenadine rings a bell....anyway the end result was very psychadelic. As he was making it, the barkeep remarked that he'd never seen anyone drink one and not spew. He was not to be disappointed this night. The next thing I remember was sitting out the front of this joint propped against the brick wall, next to Partsy, the pair of us chundering such a volume that a stream ran the width of the footpath and in to the gutter, punters doing the two-step to dodge the hurl as they scurried past two of the most f*cked up humans in the whole of Perth that night. We eventually got home after I offered the taxi driver triple his normal fare to get us there. Thank god for the rent money.
The next afternoon as I staggered downstairs I noticed that Partsy was not in a good way. His matress was half out the door and a thin stream of mucus was still regurgitating itself although by this time, alarmingly, it was flecked with blood. I think I managed to get a bit of water down his guts and he eventually came good. We later found out that one of our mates fell asleep in the bog and was awakened well after closing time by the cleaners and the other had walked the 15 kms to his house. All in all a big night. I'm pretty sure as a happily married man he won't be repeating that tonight but I'm sure he'll be having a few as am I. Cheers mate.
cheers whore.. thanks for the pan galactic revival episode... fvcken scary... oh, and shirley, i hope ya 'marine an@l bilisters' dissapear for good :devil:
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