[gonefirefightin]

go splurge

 

[dhmike]

Merry christmas dirtmcgirk !

 

[stevew]

yeah.

 

[Total Heckler]

Happy birthday dirt

 

[mandown]

Enjoy a fatty, and perhaps also smoke some weed.

(perfect timing from the random pic thread)

 

[Serial Midget]

Oh crap, is it too late to re-gift the shake weight?

 

[DirtMcGirk]

You guys are the best! Gonna go cry in my morning bourbon and coke.

 

[jimmydean]

HBD Dirt!

And then you go home, alone, to masturbate while you cry, using your own tears as lube..

 

[rockofullr]

Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday

Pain and sorrow in the air,
Death around us everywhere.
But...

Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday

One year closer to the grave,
Think of all the food we'll save
But...

Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday

Easter Bunny broke his leg,
Bled all over the Easter Eggs,
But...

Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday

Santa Claus wrecked his sleigh,
No more presents Christmas day.
But...

Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday

 

[skibunny24]

Happy happy birthday!

 

[Nick]

hbd, yff !!!

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

 

[Uncle Cliffy]

Hbd!

 

[mantispf2000]

HBD...................

And that's all I've got to say about that.

 

[Westy]

Happy b-day to you and happy "I didn't know I was pregnant!" day to your mother.

 

[DirtyMike]

Happy Belated hookers and blow day

 

[johnbryanpeters]

Happy birthday!

 

[DirtMcGirk]

Thanks everyone. You'll be disappointed to know there were no dead hookers, no blow off of midgets, and I only woke up half hurting this morning. I think I'm getting old.

 

[Ciaran]

no midgets?

Oh well. Happy Birthday anyway. Maybe you can have midget hookers next year.