There once was a downhiller named Chute
When drunk he became quite a brute
He said, "Ya know I been thinkin,
it's about time I stopped drinkin."
but by his seventh beer the point was moot.
A man name of Evan from Boulder,
Was on this day a year older.
He said to some chick,
"Hey babe, gimme a lick."
But she mocked him and gave him the cold shoulder.
A man name of Evan from Boulder,
Was on this day a year older.
He said to some chick,
"Hey babe, gimme a lick."
But she mocked him and gave him the cold shoulder.
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