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Happy birthday, ohio...

$tinkle

$tinkle

Expert on blowing
Feb 12, 2003
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"Good taste is the residue of someone else's privilege."—Dave Hickey

wtf is wrong w/ you people?!?!
 
ohio

ohio

The Fresno Kid
Nov 26, 2001
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kidwoo said:
Yeah exactly.......those^ two guys.


They can back me up on this.
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I'm definitely the blue one with the mustache.

It's true, by the way. Horst Richter fled Nazi Germany to protect his revolutionary tasty-cake technology.
 
MikeD

MikeD

Leader and Demogogue of the Ridemonkey Satinists
Oct 26, 2001
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Man, proper numerical hyphenation kills that joke, and leaving the hyphen out makes it way too obvious...alas, alas.
 
MikeD

MikeD

Leader and Demogogue of the Ridemonkey Satinists
Oct 26, 2001
11,737
1,820
chez moi
I honestly have no idea what's going on, if that helps ease things...
 
DRB

DRB

unemployed bum
Oct 24, 2002
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Watchin' you. Writing it all down.
I think he threw off his liberal yoke, joined the Marine Corp and is now in Iraq spreading freedom. Either that or he went logan's run and offed himself instead of turning 30... eventhough he isn't turning 30
 
binary visions

binary visions

The voice of reason
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Bump for new birthdays.

I'm being environmentally conscious and not wasting new electrons to create a new thread. Think of all the bits I'm saving! Think of what we could be doing with those bits instead, like watching porn! Or researching important political topics! But mostly watching porn!
 
ohio

ohio

The Fresno Kid
Nov 26, 2001
6,649
26
SF, CA
Thanks, all.

Yeah, hopped off a redeye in NYC this morning a decade older. Feeling pretty sharp though. I still got it, baby.

Tonight is hookers and blow as far as my bleary eyes can see.
 
ohio

ohio

The Fresno Kid
Nov 26, 2001
6,649
26
SF, CA
I'm back and am happy to report that NY still does it right. Because the internet is public and permanent I will say only that the weekend ended with me boarding a plane at 3pm on a Sunday still very drunk.

I will definitely not mention the 22yo from Dallas, the married woman, or the 3 russian girls.
 
ohio

ohio

The Fresno Kid
Nov 26, 2001
6,649
26
SF, CA
Ha, thanks all. Sorry to say I did not recreate the success of '09.

A bunch of you know I've been starting a company (faster-faster.com, electric motorcycles), and we finally unveil it and launch on Wednesday... so I spent this weekend turning wrenches, huffing paint, and writing copy. Lots and lots of copy. Press releases, website, and a revised business plan/pitch. I just downed a french press of coffee (what can I say? I'm a dirty San Francisco elitist), and am gearing up for an all-nighter to finish all of that off.

Good news is, the bike looks sick, and I've never been as excited for anything in my life as I am for sharing this thing with the world in three days. So all in all, kind of the lamest and best birthday ever. Here's a teaser.
 

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MikeD

MikeD

Leader and Demogogue of the Ridemonkey Satinists
Oct 26, 2001
11,737
1,820
chez moi
ohio said:
I already have the pencil skirt (wearing it right now) but would love you forever if you sent me the matching pink tank.
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Does American Apparel know you're cheating on it with a dead whore?
 
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