happy birthday...
i cant believe you are 3 years older than me...
i always thought ohio rivaled stinkle´s longevity...
i cant believe you are 3 years older than me...
i always thought ohio rivaled stinkle´s longevity...
Happy birthday, ohio...
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Against all odds (woo will vouch for that), I am still alive.
A third of a century, and according to science I'm happier than all you fvckers.
A third of a century, and according to science I'm happier than all you fvckers.
might want to check with the messiah on that, chief
at any rate, if you celebrate w/ a beer, let it be rolling rock
Happy birthday Ohio!!!
If I can find him/her. I've been wasting good Manishewitz on Elijah for years and the deadbeat still doesn't have the decency to show.
Oh, are you talking about that hippy carpenter what banged the hookers? Pffft, he was well into his fifties. He just grew out a ponytail to hide his combover and called himself thirty-three in a desperate attempt to cling to His Glory days.
Bump.
'Cause, you know... recycling. Think of the electrons.
'Cause, you know... recycling. Think of the electrons.
Dear Ohio,
Sorry we were just too cheap to buy you a new thread this year.
Happy recycled birthday thread wishes!!!!
Sorry we were just too cheap to buy you a new thread this year.
Happy recycled birthday thread wishes!!!!
Look, I don't want to hear anything about being cheap.
It takes two seconds to click the New Thread button. It takes love and commitment to dig up the old thread.
Like a handmade card, it's a little rough around the edges... maybe a little worse for wear. And you probably just wanted a gift certificate anyway. But shut up, because nobody asked you and you're going to break a little boy's heart. ALL HE WANTS IS YOUR APPROVAL.
It takes two seconds to click the New Thread button. It takes love and commitment to dig up the old thread.
Like a handmade card, it's a little rough around the edges... maybe a little worse for wear. And you probably just wanted a gift certificate anyway. But shut up, because nobody asked you and you're going to break a little boy's heart. ALL HE WANTS IS YOUR APPROVAL.
Good job making another trip around the sun..........may you enjoy many more of those trips.......
HBD Ohio! 
Happy birfday, dammit.
What the!
He survived another year?
How the hell did that happen???
Ahh well, happy bday Ohio.
Go ride a bike and drink inordinate amounts of beer (up to you which order you do that in).
He survived another year?
How the hell did that happen???
Ahh well, happy bday Ohio.
Go ride a bike and drink inordinate amounts of beer (up to you which order you do that in).
HBD Ohio!
