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JohnE

filthy rascist
May 13, 2005
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Front Range, dude...
Moral of the story kids, dont do stupid ****, and you wont go to the joint. I like the liver spots on her hands...she is going to be horrible looking when she gets old.
 

sanjuro

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Sep 13, 2004
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In case you ever wonder how someone f***s up as badly as Lindsay, a friend is a freelancer for Star Magazine (a gossip rag). Mostly, he is involved with film promotion so he gets into a lot of clubs.

Anyway, he is in the VIP section of a Hollywood club, and he sees Lindsay when she was 20 in front of a big plate of coke.

She yells out, "Mom, mom, I got some coke!". Dina Lohan then trots over and does lines with her daughter.
 

JohnE

filthy rascist
May 13, 2005
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Front Range, dude...
In case you ever wonder how someone f***s up as badly as Lindsay, a friend is a freelancer for Star Magazine (a gossip rag). Mostly, he is involved with film promotion so he gets into a lot of clubs.

Anyway, he is in the VIP section of a Hollywood club, and he sees Lindsay when she was 20 in front of a big plate of coke.

She yells out, "Mom, mom, I got some coke!". Dina Lohan then trots over and does lines with her daughter.
Parenting at its finest. Wonder why Lindsay is phuqued up?
 

dante

Unabomber
Feb 13, 2004
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looking for classic NE singletrack
In case you ever wonder how someone f***s up as badly as Lindsay, a friend is a freelancer for Star Magazine (a gossip rag). Mostly, he is involved with film promotion so he gets into a lot of clubs.

Anyway, he is in the VIP section of a Hollywood club, and he sees Lindsay when she was 20 in front of a big plate of coke.

She yells out, "Mom, mom, I got some coke!". Dina Lohan then trots over and does lines with her daughter.
The best thing about this story is that it ends in a threesome.







(at least in my head it does :thumb:)

 

IH8Rice

I'm Mr. Negative! I Fail!
Aug 2, 2008
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Im over here now
In case you ever wonder how someone f***s up as badly as Lindsay, a friend is a freelancer for Star Magazine (a gossip rag). Mostly, he is involved with film promotion so he gets into a lot of clubs.

Anyway, he is in the VIP section of a Hollywood club, and he sees Lindsay when she was 20 in front of a big plate of coke.

She yells out, "Mom, mom, I got some coke!". Dina Lohan then trots over and does lines with her daughter.
my brother is in the entertainment biz and has met her a few times. every time he has, she has been coked up and rambling on about nothing.
she liked to say "weeeeeeee" a lot apparently.
 

Mr Jones

Turbo Monkey
Nov 12, 2007
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weee x2 = wee wee = oui oui = yes yes = what the female inmates started saying when they heard LL was on the way
 

sanjuro

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Sep 13, 2004
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btw, for about $100 a day, you have your own private cell in LA County lockup.

I had read about it when Paris was going to the Big House.