Sorry just hate today.
That is all -
That is all -
Happy STUPID MADE UP BY THE CARD COMPANYS KISS MY A$$ Valentines day.
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It's also singles awareness day...
Happy Valentine's Day! I love you all. Well, except YOU (you know who you are).
Agree I do not need a special day to tell my wife I love and show her I appreciate her.
If this is what it takes to ensure that one month from now I'm locked in for a steak and bj then a little conjured up romance isn't that tough a pill to swallow.
Saint Valentine's Day, often simply Valentine's Day, is a holiday observed on February 14 honoring one or more early Christian martyrs named Valentinus. It was first established by Pope Gelasius I in 496 AD, and was later deleted from the General Roman Calendar of saints in 1969 by Pope Paul VI. It is celebrated in countries around the world, mostly in the West, although it remains a working day in all of them.
The day first became associated with romantic love in the circle of Geoffrey Chaucer in the High Middle Ages, when the tradition of courtly love flourished. By the 15th century, it had evolved into an occasion in which lovers expressed their love for each other by presenting flowers, offering confectionery, and sending greeting cards (known as "valentines").
Modern Valentine's Day symbols include the heart-shaped outline, doves, and the figure of the winged Cupid. Since the 19th century, handwritten valentines have given way to mass-produced greeting cards.
The day first became associated with romantic love in the circle of Geoffrey Chaucer in the High Middle Ages, when the tradition of courtly love flourished. By the 15th century, it had evolved into an occasion in which lovers expressed their love for each other by presenting flowers, offering confectionery, and sending greeting cards (known as "valentines").
Modern Valentine's Day symbols include the heart-shaped outline, doves, and the figure of the winged Cupid. Since the 19th century, handwritten valentines have given way to mass-produced greeting cards.
It was just that one time!!!! Do you really still have to carry that anger? How many times do I have to say I'm sorry?
Wikipedia?
How about the history channel then?
Origins of Valentine's Day: A Pagan Festival in February
While some believe that Valentine's Day is celebrated in the middle of February to commemorate the anniversary of Valentine's death or burial--which probably occurred around A.D. 270--others claim that the Christian church may have decided to place St. Valentine's feast day in the middle of February in an effort to "Christianize" the pagan celebration of Lupercalia. Celebrated at the ides of February, or February 15, Lupercalia was a fertility festival dedicated to Faunus, the Roman god of agriculture, as well as to the Roman founders Romulus and Remus.
To begin the festival, members of the Luperci, an order of Roman priests, would gather at a sacred cave where the infants Romulus and Remus, the founders of Rome, were believed to have been cared for by a she-wolf or lupa. The priests would sacrifice a goat, for fertility, and a dog, for purification. They would then strip the goat's hide into strips, dip them into the sacrificial blood and take to the streets, gently slapping both women and crop fields with the goat hide. Far from being fearful, Roman women welcomed the touch of the hides because it was believed to make them more fertile in the coming year. Later in the day, according to legend, all the young women in the city would place their names in a big urn. The city's bachelors would each choose a name and become paired for the year with his chosen woman. These matches often ended in marriage.
I don't celebrate valentines day as a holiday, merely as a day of investment. If I invest nothing, I get nothing in return for another 362 days. If I invest wisely, my annual return will bring a smile to my face.
365 days - valentines - bday nookie - nye nookie = 362 days
365 days - valentines - bday nookie - nye nookie = 362 days
Shower, shave, chocolate, flowers, massage oil and watch her doze off to sleep without asking for a single thing. I'm investing in my future. 
I loved Valentines day when I was single. I would go troll bars, looking for low self esteem, being single depression, and at least four drinks empty on her table. 100% of the time, it worked 100% of the time, and usually in the bar bathroom.
...who wants to celebrate with their loved ones naow
Bazinga!
And this is for my honey:
I get to make dinner for both my guys tonight and watch 50 first dates at home. Pretty much a winning Valentines day!
Skibunny, if I haven't said it before, let me say it now. I love you.
quoted for posterity or eventual blackmail... whatever the case may be
Half dozen of one, six of the other.
Random stuff I've seen on the webz today regarding VD
Anti Doghouse end cap at walmart
Anti Doghouse end cap at walmart
so glad i'm engaged to a gal that recognizes how absolutely fvcking retarded valentines day is.
I bought my special lady friend a set of rock/step rails for her Wrangler. At 5'1.75", its like watching a midget climb into a monster truck, so these should help.
It's a tarp!
Agreed! Even though the wife and dont celebrate V Day either I still shell out the $10 for some flowers. It's kind of like being one up for the next time I say something stupid and piss her off.
our "celebration" is me making fillets and risotto, in between about 2 hours of conference calls to asia.
You bunch of whiny b1tches. Don't forget OUR day. It's only a month away. 
as someone of irish heritage, i scoff at st patricks day. i don't need a holiday to get belligerently drunkYou bunch of whiny b1tches. Don't forget OUR day. It's only a month away.
I believe he was referring to Steak and Blowjob Day.
We don't get to celebrate that at my house, my GF is a vegetarian who doesn't even like cooking meat.
We don't get to celebrate that at my house, my GF is a vegetarian who doesn't even like cooking meat.
oh that. yea, again, don't need a holiday for that.
Some battles are worth fighting. This one, not so much. My girl genuinely doesn't care but I still do something nice for her. An easy way to look awesomer to her, and make it easier for her to answer her dumb-ass friends who need to know what we're doing.
I'm lobbying to make it a weekly holiday... kinda like Friday.
Liz's bday was about 3 weeks ago. I took her into NYC for the weekend, took her shopping in soho, nice sushi dinner, then drinks, and sunday brunch at a nice organic bistro kind of place. she's fine with not celebrating valentines day.
You celebrate birthdays? Pfft. What a rube...
i celebrate hers. not mine.You celebrate birthdays? Pfft. What a rube...
Frikkin' rube...
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