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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Highlander, Oct 20, 2005.

  1. Highlander

    Highlander Chimp

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    How many of you have been banned from something/someplace?
    It can be a messageboard, store, bar, city, or state.
    Was it intentional or accidental?
     

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  2. BikeGeek

    BikeGeek BrewMonkey

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    This one time, at banned camp...
     
  3. TreeSaw

    TreeSaw Mama Monkey

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    I got "banned" from a frat house once when I was in college 'cause I funnelled a beer faster than some of the guys. The ban only lasted about a week then they wanted a rematch :devil:
     
  4. Highlander

    Highlander Chimp

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    Hopefully you didn't play the tuba
     
  5. blt2ride

    blt2ride Turbo Monkey

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    A bowling alley once. It wasn't my fault, though. When you have night bowling and beer you have to expect things to get broken.

    Oh yeah, and a golf course once. Too much beer and a total lack of interest in golf made for an interesting time...
     
  6. Tenchiro

    Tenchiro Attention K Mart Shoppers

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    Technically I am banned from all Target stores for life... :devil:
     
  7. N8 v2.0

    N8 v2.0 Not the sharpest tool in the shed

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    Sticky fingers eh?
     
  8. blt2ride

    blt2ride Turbo Monkey

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    Nice...how the heck to you get banned from a retail chain?
     
  9. PonySoldier

    PonySoldier Monkey

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    From a number of Bars for varying periods of time depending on the infraction
     
  10. Zark

    Zark Hey little girl, do you want some candy?

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    I've been impolite and asked to leave establishments, but never anything as official as a banning ;)
     
  11. The Toninator

    The Toninator Muffin

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    bg=goof

    yes i've been banned and or kicked out of more establishments than i care to mention. there was a time (youth) that i made a game out of being a general pain in the ass. it was a lot of fun for me but not so much for the recipient.

    one of the funniest was being drunk, visiting a buddy at work at a grocery store and me surfing on top of a pallet of 6-packs (advertisement showing a surfer near it) and i thought it was a good idea until the display collapsed and sent me and all of the beer to the floor! wooooooohoooo there was spewing cans everywhere and i was totally covered in beer and so was everything else within a 20 foot radius.

    ahhhh good times, good times
     
  12. manziman

    manziman Stubby

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    Wow, too many placs to think of...2 radio stations in the bay area for offending too many of the listeners, a soccer store down here in daygo, and almost the monkey for my mental ebreak-down...that's all I can remember for now.
     
  13. The Toninator

    The Toninator Muffin

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    long story short my mom and dad and us kids got kicked out of north Carolina.
    dad lent the neighbor a tiller and he used it to plant some pot, in downtown Wilmington in 1971. Some authority found out and gave us 24 hours to get out of town or go to jail.
    I thought my dad was just telling me another story but i've confirmed it through my mom, oldest sister and an uncle.
    crazy.
     
  14. Tenchiro

    Tenchiro Attention K Mart Shoppers

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    :thumb:

    I was a stupid kid. :oink:
     
  15. laura

    laura DH_Laura

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    i am banned from all lane bryant stores. i had this friend in high school that worked there and we got into it, so as punishment, she had her boss tell me i could never come back. HA!
     
  16. hooples3

    hooples3 Fuggetaboutit!

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    I was banned from a girls house when i was dating her... her parents caught us in the act
     
  17. allsk8sno

    allsk8sno Turbo Monkey

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    i got banned from getting work at a university dinning center... yay!!!
     
  18. Secret Squirrel

    Secret Squirrel There is no Justice!

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    wtf??
     
  19. Salami

    Salami Turbo Monkey

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    I got banned from an auto store because those ****ers wouldn't give my wife her money back because THEY ordered the wrong part!!

    Just to show how bad they treated the whole situation I am going to tell you all to never shop at Speed and Truck World in Florida. Stupid @#$% suckers!!! :mumble: :eviltongu
     
  20. JRB

    JRB Guest

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    Nope - but there is this guy named stinkyboy.
     
  21. Jeremy R

    Jeremy R <b>x</b>

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    Just don't get fat and it will never matter.
     
  22. steelewheels

    steelewheels Monkey

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    The local watering holes x4
    florida
    switzerland
    drugstore
    York university
    im sure one day i will be banned from here.
     
  23. allsk8sno

    allsk8sno Turbo Monkey

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    it was sweet! i was trying to work with them on my hours and shift and they wouldn't budge so i walked away...they said i was on their no hire list...whoopdeeedooooooooo
     
  24. DHS

    DHS Friendly Neighborhood Pool Boy

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    i'm banned from 2 local bike shops.

    i'm just too cool for them
     
  25. laura

    laura DH_Laura

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    i've seen their clothes, even if i gained 200 pounds i wouldn't be back in there.
     
  26. Knuckleslammer

    Knuckleslammer took the red pill

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    I got banned from walmart for picking up a bicycle and throwing it at a cashier.

    I also got arrested.

    My lawyer rules. :thumb:
     
  27. peter6061

    peter6061 Turbo Monkey

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    Yes.

    See Tenchiro.

    <Gemco/Target>

    Supposedly my picture was up in the store for a while, but I've never seen that type of posting in a big national chain.
     
  28. Salami

    Salami Turbo Monkey

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    Why does this not suprise me? :think:
     
  29. Old_Dude

    Old_Dude Monkey

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    Um . . . yesssss . . . but, nobody really doubted this about me, I'm sure.

    I probably deserved it each time - really don't remember many/any details.
     
  30. Gex

    Gex Turbo Monkey

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    I got banned from blockbuster video... dont start a fight in one
     
  31. N8 v2.0

    N8 v2.0 Not the sharpest tool in the shed

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    Nice!
     
  32. narlus

    narlus Eastcoast Softcore
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    better idea...impose a self-banning from those knuckleheads and use Netflix.
     
  33. Zach Dank

    Zach Dank Turbo Monkey

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    i've been banned from this place about 20 times. :dancing:
     
  34. N8 v2.0

    N8 v2.0 Not the sharpest tool in the shed

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    Nope... but i know people who have been tho...
     
  35. Westy

    Westy the teste

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    I got banned from a Bar. Waitress was walking through the crowd with a tray of drinks over her head. I mentioned how funny it would be if she dropped the tray and soaked everyone with the drinks. My troublemaking girlfriend then knocked the tray out of her hands. The waitress heard me make the comment and assumed I did it. She had a bouncer violently remove me from the establishment, never to return again.
     
  36. lovebunny

    lovebunny can i lick your balls?

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    well umm. i got banned from a walmart from racing the bikes/wheelchairs with my buddies
     
  37. valve bouncer

    valve bouncer Master Dildoist

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    Great thread....calling Partsbara...;)
     
  38. GumbaFish

    GumbaFish Turbo Monkey

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    Yeah I was banned from two bowling alleys...for various reasons
     
  39. BigMike

    BigMike BrokenbikeMike

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    I was banned from Springfield Mall for roping off the parking lot......long story :)
     
  40. Changleen

    Changleen Paranoid Member

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    Student Union Bar for a few days for comparing the bouncers to Nazis, shouting 'Zeig Heil!' at them and doing the 'finger as a moustach + straight arm salute' thing. Dumb fascists. I got thrown out and banned, but some of them were laughing. Oh, and a local zoo for breaking Ostrich eggs when I was a kid. I swear the sign said 'Feel free to touch this exibit'....