yes i've been banned and or kicked out of more establishments than i care to mention. there was a time (youth) that i made a game out of being a general pain in the ass. it was a lot of fun for me but not so much for the recipient.
one of the funniest was being drunk, visiting a buddy at work at a grocery store and me surfing on top of a pallet of 6-packs (advertisement showing a surfer near it) and i thought it was a good idea until the display collapsed and sent me and all of the beer to the floor! wooooooohoooo there was spewing cans everywhere and i was totally covered in beer and so was everything else within a 20 foot radius.
Wow, too many placs to think of...2 radio stations in the bay area for offending too many of the listeners, a soccer store down here in daygo, and almost the monkey for my mental ebreak-down...that's all I can remember for now.
long story short my mom and dad and us kids got kicked out of north Carolina.
dad lent the neighbor a tiller and he used it to plant some pot, in downtown Wilmington in 1971. Some authority found out and gave us 24 hours to get out of town or go to jail.
I thought my dad was just telling me another story but i've confirmed it through my mom, oldest sister and an uncle.
I got banned from a Bar. Waitress was walking through the crowd with a tray of drinks over her head. I mentioned how funny it would be if she dropped the tray and soaked everyone with the drinks. My troublemaking girlfriend then knocked the tray out of her hands. The waitress heard me make the comment and assumed I did it. She had a bouncer violently remove me from the establishment, never to return again.
Student Union Bar for a few days for comparing the bouncers to Nazis, shouting 'Zeig Heil!' at them and doing the 'finger as a moustach + straight arm salute' thing. Dumb fascists. I got thrown out and banned, but some of them were laughing. Oh, and a local zoo for breaking Ostrich eggs when I was a kid. I swear the sign said 'Feel free to touch this exibit'....