[BurlyShirley]

www.chucknorrisfacts.com

lol

 

[bikenweed]

No, never.

 

[Full Trucker]

Who is this... "Chuck Norris" (if that even is his REAL name...)?

 

[sneakysnake]

haha, yeah. there's actually a whole lot more

 

[hooples3]

Im too tired to read them all now.. but they are pretty amusing!!

 

[BAH]

good stuff. one of my favorites so far

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

 

[renorider40]

I'm too lazy to check and see if this one is listed or not. "Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse, horses are hung like Chuck Norris."

 

[elRey]

It's funny to see how many people think you are serious.

 

[Bicyclist]

Who is this... "Chuck Norris" (if that even is his REAL name...)?

Something tells me after you receive the roundhouse kick of death you will find out in hell.

 

[bikenweed]

Chuck Norris does not poop, he frees the weak and the helpless.

 

[brungeman]

It's funny to see how many people think you are serious.

werd!!!