"The tap led to two being jailed and two placed under house arrest. It's not clear what happened to the hog or hogs responsible, but we like to imagine they were off their ever-loving tits and rampaged through nearby farmland, closing the night with a marathon session of piglet-making to wake up with a monstrous headache and wondering why that truffle in particular was so moreish. "
"The tap led to two being jailed and two placed under house arrest. It's not clear what happened to the hog or hogs responsible, but we like to imagine they were off their ever-loving tits and rampaged through nearby farmland, closing the night with a marathon session of piglet-making to wake up with a monstrous headache and wondering why that truffle in particular was so moreish. "
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