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Heart warming video of U.S. troops helping out Iraqi children

Silver

find me a tampon
Jul 20, 2002
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Saddam is dead. The man responsible for the 9/11 attacks is hung. The New Year is tonight, and Jesus will come next year to rapture his children and leave everyone else to horrible agony and suffering.

Why worry about how glorious American Christian soldiers treat a few of the mud people? He did let go of the water at the end, didn't he? After all, not making the kid run for it would make him lazy and make the young damned Muslim feel entitled to some water...and that's just not right.
 

biggins

Rump Junkie
May 18, 2003
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oh damn the rapture is next year!!!!! crap i havent even prepared!!! what day is it going to happen?
 

lugnuts

Monkey
May 2, 2002
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how do you clear an Iraqi minefield?

toss some bottled water out there and let the kiddies do it for you.

Ba-dum-tsshhhhhh.
Thank you, I'll be here all week.
 

Silver

find me a tampon
Jul 20, 2002
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Orange County, CA
I haven't heard that one in a long time, not since reading about that Phelps a-hole. (yes, I know it's sarcasm)
I got warned about using the n-word (and yes, it was in a similar sarcastic comment) before, or else I would have used another "term" for the damned Islamic Christ killers.
 

Silver

find me a tampon
Jul 20, 2002
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who warned you about what?
The n-word, baby.

I think it was in the context of Republicans and abortion...I made that point that a fetus is sacred until it pokes it's head out of the vagina, and then it's just another useless black welfare baby my taxes have to feed.

Except I didn't use the term "black welfare baby". And I totally understand the warning...if you didn't know anything about my post history and read that, you'd think I was a Southern Christian Republican or something...
 

stevew

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Sep 21, 2001
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Except I didn't use the term "black welfare baby". And I totally understand the warning...if you didn't know anything about my post history and read that, you'd think I was a Southern Christian Republican or something...
..... or a long lost relative of Robert Byrd.

Or any union member democrat.
 

Silver

find me a tampon
Jul 20, 2002
10,840
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Orange County, CA
..... or a long lost relative of Robert Byrd.

Or any union member democrat.
Touche.

Of course, I think Byrd is a ****head racist who should have never been elected ever...but then again, the average voter in West Virgina doesn't seem to think that being the in KKK is a bad thing. And since I don't vote in West Virginia (ok...I don't vote at all...) I don't feel the need to apologize for Robert Byrd.

He is the king of pork, which is another reason to dislike him intensely.

Besides Bourbon, I can't think of anything much I'd miss if you wiped the confederate states off the face of the earth. I'll pray for the rapture again tonight.
 

rockwool

Turbo Monkey
Apr 19, 2004
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I got warned about using the n-word (and yes, it was in a similar sarcastic comment) before, or else I would have used another "term" for the damned Islamic Christ killers.
I thought it was Alexis ;) who betrayed him and the Italians who killed him..
But hey, those guys are our friends and allys! Hmm, Moslems huh.. Anybody got a rope? I've got a tree.
 

rockwool

Turbo Monkey
Apr 19, 2004
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Or any union member democrat.
That's no lying. Sadly I've noticed blue colour workers to be a bit more narrow minded than people in general. I have no other explanation than they generaly come from families where for generations studying has been limited.
 

Old Man G Funk

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Nov 21, 2005
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He didn't drop it.
Yeah, at the end, he did. And the kid that was running for forever to get the water didn't get it. A whole bunch of kids came out of nowhere and snatched it from him at the very end.

Maybe the rapture is about the only thing that can save our image over there now.
 

kidwoo

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Yeah, at the end, he did. And the kid that was running for forever to get the water didn't get it. A whole bunch of kids came out of nowhere and snatched it from him at the very end.

Maybe the rapture is about the only thing that can save our image over there now.
Ah, didn't notice.

Yeah the rapture would be great for our standing over there.....because then we could leave them with the sense that ours is the one true lord.....of course there would be no one around to rub it in.
 

BurlyShirley

Rex Grossman Will Rise Again
Jul 4, 2002
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What was so bad about that? Childhood obesity is a huge problem worldwide. What's wrong with a little exercise?
 

Old Man G Funk

Choir Boy
Nov 21, 2005
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What was so bad about that? Childhood obesity is a huge problem worldwide. What's wrong with a little exercise?
I thought childhood obesity was only a problem here. I don't think it's a problem over there. I think hunger is a bigger problem for them. Maybe those soldiers should drive around in the US with a donut and make kids chase after the truck competing for that.

Edit: Or some bacon...that would be cool.