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  1. BurlyShirley

    BurlyShirley Rex Grossman Will Rise Again

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    http://nz.lifestyle.yahoo.com/new-i...-in-love-with-my-grandson-were-having-a-baby/
     

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    jonKranked Press Button, Receive Stupid

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    woman will have a son that's also her great grandson

    guy will have a son who's technically his uncle.


    I see this ending well.
     
  3. gsweet

    gsweet Monkey

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    It's New Zealand. Just be happy they're staying within their own species...
     
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    KavuRider Turbo Monkey

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    Dude...
     
  5. DirtMcGirk

    DirtMcGirk <b>WAY</b> Dumber than N8 (to the power of ten alm

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    Wasn't this the plot to the second half of Big Love this season?

    So, he's his own child's grand father? Someone do the math for me.
     
  6. IH8Rice

    IH8Rice I'm Mr. Negative! I Fail!

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    'Making love to Pearl was a real eye-opener. It was love combined with all this sexual tension that had been building up,' Phil openly explains.

    yeck
     
  7. DirtMcGirk

    DirtMcGirk <b>WAY</b> Dumber than N8 (to the power of ten alm

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    I finally feel dirty today.
    Thanks RM and BS!
     
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    jonKranked Press Button, Receive Stupid

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    see my first post.


    This may be the closest we'll ever get to studying the "you are your own grandfather" paradox without discovering time travel
     
  9. DirtMcGirk

    DirtMcGirk <b>WAY</b> Dumber than N8 (to the power of ten alm

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    Oddly, I'm aroused.
     
  10. JohnE

    JohnE filthy rascist

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    You expected a revelation of some sort from BS? RM I can understand, but really...
     
  11. DirtMcGirk

    DirtMcGirk <b>WAY</b> Dumber than N8 (to the power of ten alm

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    I'm gonna start calling BS "Heavenly Father" if he keeps up with educating me like this. Hell, he's better than the book of Mormon.
     
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    jonKranked Press Button, Receive Stupid

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    except when it's time to wipe
     
  13. kazlx

    kazlx Patches O'Houlihan

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    I don't know whether to pos or neg rep this? :confused:
     
  14. reflux

    reflux Turbo Monkey

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    Somewhere Mmike is zipping up his pants.
     
  15. Westy

    Westy the teste

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    Now that was an episode of Futurama.
     
  16. jimmydean

    jimmydean The Official Meat of Ridemonkey

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    :bad:
     
  17. rockofullr

    rockofullr confused

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    I know there are some weird people out there but who the hell can be turned on by their grandma.

    Ive heard "think of your grandma" as a tip to slow things down in bed. Guess it didn't work for this guy.
     
  18. $tinkle

    $tinkle Expert on blowing

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    so there's going to be 2 in diapers?
     
  19. DirtMcGirk

    DirtMcGirk <b>WAY</b> Dumber than N8 (to the power of ten alm

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    I'm still really confused.
    How did he knock grandma up?
    She's old enough to be on Golden Girls, The College Years. Menopause really should have prevented this travesty from happening.

    And I am still oddly turned on.
     
  20. IH8Rice

    IH8Rice I'm Mr. Negative! I Fail!

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    they used a surrogate

    id watch that show. i love me some golden girls
     
  21. $tinkle

    $tinkle Expert on blowing

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    tagging: "golden shower girls"
     
  22. rockofullr

    rockofullr confused

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    eeewww

    you guys are durty
     
  23. sanjuro

    sanjuro Tube Smuggler

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    The eminen song conversion doesn't really work here.
     
  24. DirtMcGirk

    DirtMcGirk <b>WAY</b> Dumber than N8 (to the power of ten alm

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    Think she rocks the thong for him, or granny panties all the way?
     
  25. Pesqueeb

    Pesqueeb bicycle in airplane hangar

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  26. Pesqueeb

    Pesqueeb bicycle in airplane hangar

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    Well, the kid will have a future as a lottery winner at least.
     
  27. DirtMcGirk

    DirtMcGirk <b>WAY</b> Dumber than N8 (to the power of ten alm

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    I think we've all seen where this is going.
    Sometime real soon that off spring is going to be tellin people how to paddle down river and that they've got pretty mouths.

    Someone call Burt Renolds to abort this before it gets to be too late.
     
  28. jimmydean

    jimmydean The Official Meat of Ridemonkey

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    Even if they are a thong, because of the ass they too are now grannies.
     
  29. jonKranked

    jonKranked Press Button, Receive Stupid

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    she'd be lucky to still be wearing panties. chances are its depends.
     
  30. jimmydean

    jimmydean The Official Meat of Ridemonkey

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    They make those in a thong now? :eek:
     
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    jonKranked Press Button, Receive Stupid

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    yea but it comes with a colostomy bag
     
  32. Prettym1k3

    Prettym1k3 Turbo Monkey

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    That comment right there, in over two page,s was the one that almost made me upchuck.:clapping:
     
  33. $tinkle

    $tinkle Expert on blowing

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    in the same category:
    Mich. Woman Gets 9 Years for Sex With Son


    never has the 'milf' tag been more appropriate
     
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    People are phukked.
     
  35. jonKranked

    jonKranked Press Button, Receive Stupid

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    I demand a full body picture before granting her milf status. But those do look like some good DSL's.
     
  36. $tinkle

    $tinkle Expert on blowing

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    JohnE filthy rascist

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    Wow...just wow. Trashy...
     
  38. TheMontashu

    TheMontashu Pourly Tatteued Jeu

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    You sir, need to find some better pussy
     
  39. Pesqueeb

    Pesqueeb bicycle in airplane hangar

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    Dirt, I think mooshoo just propositioned you.
     
  40. $tinkle

    $tinkle Expert on blowing

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    only when he gets prostate cancer will he care