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BurlyShirley

Rex Grossman Will Rise Again
Jul 4, 2002
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TN

jonKranked

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Nov 10, 2005
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:rofl:

woman will have a son that's also her great grandson

guy will have a son who's technically his uncle.


I see this ending well.
 

DirtMcGirk

<b>WAY</b> Dumber than N8 (to the power of ten alm
Feb 21, 2008
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Oz
Wasn't this the plot to the second half of Big Love this season?

So, he's his own child's grand father? Someone do the math for me.
 

IH8Rice

I'm Mr. Negative! I Fail!
Aug 2, 2008
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Im over here now
'Making love to Pearl was a real eye-opener. It was love combined with all this sexual tension that had been building up,' Phil openly explains.

yeck
 

jonKranked

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Nov 10, 2005
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Wasn't this the plot to the second half of Big Love this season?

So, he's his own child's grand father? Someone do the math for me.
see my first post.


This may be the closest we'll ever get to studying the "you are your own grandfather" paradox without discovering time travel
 

DirtMcGirk

<b>WAY</b> Dumber than N8 (to the power of ten alm
Feb 21, 2008
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You expected a revelation of some sort from BS? RM I can understand, but really...
I'm gonna start calling BS "Heavenly Father" if he keeps up with educating me like this. Hell, he's better than the book of Mormon.
 

rockofullr

confused
Jun 11, 2009
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I know there are some weird people out there but who the hell can be turned on by their grandma.

Ive heard "think of your grandma" as a tip to slow things down in bed. Guess it didn't work for this guy.
 

DirtMcGirk

<b>WAY</b> Dumber than N8 (to the power of ten alm
Feb 21, 2008
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Oz
I'm still really confused.
How did he knock grandma up?
She's old enough to be on Golden Girls, The College Years. Menopause really should have prevented this travesty from happening.

And I am still oddly turned on.
 

sanjuro

Tube Smuggler
Sep 13, 2004
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SF
it'd be Grandma, and Daddy you know this!
I'm sorry Dad, but I don't give a **** if this chick was my own Grandmother
I still **** her with no rubber and ***inside her
and have a son and a new father at the same time.
The eminen song conversion doesn't really work here.
 

DirtMcGirk

<b>WAY</b> Dumber than N8 (to the power of ten alm
Feb 21, 2008
6,417
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Oz
Think she rocks the thong for him, or granny panties all the way?
 

DirtMcGirk

<b>WAY</b> Dumber than N8 (to the power of ten alm
Feb 21, 2008
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I think we've all seen where this is going.
Sometime real soon that off spring is going to be tellin people how to paddle down river and that they've got pretty mouths.

Someone call Burt Renolds to abort this before it gets to be too late.
 

$tinkle

Expert on blowing
Feb 12, 2003
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in the same category:
Mich. Woman Gets 9 Years for Sex With Son
PONTIAC, Mich. -- A Detroit-area woman who pleaded guilty to having sex with the biological son she gave up for adoption and later tracked down on the Internet has been sentenced nine years to 30 years in prison.

Thirty-six-year-old Aimee L. Sword of Waterford Township apologized at her sentencing Monday in Oakland County Circuit Court. She had pleaded guilty to one count of first-degree criminal sexual conduct in a deal with prosecutors.

Police say Sword used Facebook in 2008 to find her son, who's now 16. She gave him up for adoption as an infant.


never has the 'milf' tag been more appropriate