Hell's Angels are a bunch of pussies compared to Hell's Satans.
Hell Angels terrorized by an SUV
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Where the hell is that pot?LordOpie said:new to the thread or new to the forums?
Too much hate directed to new members... let them get settled before we start abusing them
I live in Chatsworth, CA which is known to have a ton of Hell's Angels. Everyone knows what they are all about, but no one really seems too bothered by them. All of their houses in Chatsworth are in really nice neighborhoods and are very well-kept.Lex said:
As long as you're not cutting into their drug, tattoo, or motorcycle business they will leave you alone. The Hell's Angels have been here so long, most people don't mind having them around.
It's kind of ironic that in Chatsworth there is a good mix of movie stars, doctors, lawyers, etc. living on the same street as a group of Hell's Angels...
Trust me, we are here.stinkyboy said:
stinkyboy said:Kinda feels like friday already dunt it?
They even had to bring out der UberMod too.
Loco and a biker walk into a roadhouse to wash the road dust from their throats. They stand at the bar, drinking a beer and talking about the new model Harleys.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.
Loco looks at her and says, "kin ya swaller?" The woman shakes her head, no. "Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head.
Loco walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down her panties, and slowly runs his tongue from the back of her thigh up to the small of her back. The woman is so shocked, that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, Loco walks slowly back to the bar and takes a drink from his beer.
The biker says, "Ya know Loco, I'd heard of that there "Hind Lick Maneuver," but 'til today, I ain't never seen nobody do it."
There ya have it, humor for the day.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.
Loco looks at her and says, "kin ya swaller?" The woman shakes her head, no. "Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head.
Loco walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down her panties, and slowly runs his tongue from the back of her thigh up to the small of her back. The woman is so shocked, that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, Loco walks slowly back to the bar and takes a drink from his beer.
The biker says, "Ya know Loco, I'd heard of that there "Hind Lick Maneuver," but 'til today, I ain't never seen nobody do it."
There ya have it, humor for the day.
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SK6 = finally funny hahaha
Ok my last bit for this thread, seeing how retarded it has turned, Repeat of the fact the article was Incliclusive as to what led up to the shooting in the first place. Second, when people say "Just let it go" its not just about HA's or Vagos or any other group of "Bikers" Thats teh statement that you should be holding yourself Anytimeyour faced with outnumbering odds. If you are alone or with a friend, and ten-fifteen people did something to piss you off, your best bet is to leave it alone. Its not a respect thing, not a disrespect thing, not a right thing or wrong thing. Its a Safety thing, cause chances are at 1-10 odds, your gonna lose!!! That covers Road rage across teh board also, i mean this could have started out at the HA got cut off so they decided to give the guy a little scare, and instead he started shooting. Who knows, the article doesnt cover any of that. Like in N8's other thread about teh bike theif, Man good for him for reporting it, might not have been the smartest idea to confront in the guy, possible he might have shot him to get away, never know for sure, but the point is to weigh your add's and your match up. I probably would approach one person stealing bikes, not five. If i have five friends with me, i sure feel tough against one person, knowing i have backup/people to keep it fair!!! Just be carefull, you never know how someone is going to react to what you do.
Thought you'd enjoy that...you still do however, suck.loco said:
sirknight6 said:Loco and a biker walk into a roadhouse to wash the road dust from their throats. They stand at the bar, drinking a beer and talking about the new model Harleys.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.
Loco looks at her and says, "kin ya swaller?" The woman shakes her head, no. "Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head.
Loco walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down her panties, and slowly runs his tongue from the back of her thigh up to the small of her back. The woman is so shocked, that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, Loco walks slowly back to the bar and takes a drink from his beer.
The biker says, "Ya know Loco, I'd heard of that there "Hind Lick Maneuver," but 'til today, I ain't never seen nobody do it."
There ya have it, humor for the day.
Thats great!!!!!
Loco ventured into a Hells Angels bar, and clearing his throat asked, "Um, err, which of you gentlemen owns the Doberman tied outside to the parking meter?"
A giant of a man, wearing biker leathers, his body hair growing out through the seams, turned slowly on his stool, looked down at the quivering Loco and said, "It's my dog. Why?"
"Well," squeaked the Loco, obviously very nervous, "I believe my dog just killed it, sir."
"What?" roared the big man in disbelief "What in the hell kind of dog do you have?"
"Sir," answered Loco, "It's a four week old puppy."
"Bull!" roared the biker, "How could your puppy kill my Doberman?"
"It appears that he choked on it, sir."
A giant of a man, wearing biker leathers, his body hair growing out through the seams, turned slowly on his stool, looked down at the quivering Loco and said, "It's my dog. Why?"
"Well," squeaked the Loco, obviously very nervous, "I believe my dog just killed it, sir."
"What?" roared the big man in disbelief "What in the hell kind of dog do you have?"
"Sir," answered Loco, "It's a four week old puppy."
"Bull!" roared the biker, "How could your puppy kill my Doberman?"
"It appears that he choked on it, sir."
OK, I believe I THOROUGHLY killed this thread. 
My friends neighbor is an old school biker. He told us a funny story not too long ago. Apparently when he lived somewhere in Oregon he had some young punks renting a house near him that were always breaking into cars in the neighborhood. Well they eventually broke into his which was a bad move. He didn't call the cops. He went over to their house by himself, kicked in the door and dragged one of them back to his house. He made the kid suck his dogs d*ck. After that, there was no more break-ins and peace settled on the valley.
Of course he just got done serving 10 years in prison. Now he's set up with a "club chick" 1/3 his age for staying silent during those ten years.
See, bikers are stand up citizens just like you and me.
Of course he just got done serving 10 years in prison. Now he's set up with a "club chick" 1/3 his age for staying silent during those ten years.
See, bikers are stand up citizens just like you and me.
Ahhh...good times....good times...Bullitrider said:
Wow. Just wow.
Made him suck his dog's dick? Bloody hell.Bullitrider said:
Yep!! Most of the Yuppies don't want to admit it, but Chatsworth is known as the porn capital of the world. There is a studio less than a mile from my house...stevew said:
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Really. Did these guys get SS???
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Some lady biker made us think of this yesterday. I hope you didn't really turn SS in. I don't like that hippie, but don't wish him any harm.stinkyboy said:
Hey! what happened to Christy?
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PM some stats yo.stinkyboy said:I figured an "up and coming" amatuer needed some exposure. Courtesy of drunkcylist.
Those eyes...
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We thought that you, being the advocate for the HAs, that you might have turned him in.stinkyboy said: