I'm engaged to be married. Gave her the rock and the question on Saturday.
That is all.
PS-DhGirlie, I do believe I win our bet.
That is all.
PS-DhGirlie, I do believe I win our bet.
Hell has frozen over
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hey, congrats. have fun signing your life away.El Jefe said:
Don't get all medieval on his a$$......... didn't you see the poor retard's cornrows? He deserves our pity.......H8R said:
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no no, jerky, i'm happy for the kid. more power to him.H8R said:
A tragic loss to the female population, I'm sure... 
Congratulations! Hope you had a good celebration this weekend (err, besides the 'obvious' one, I mean).
Congratulations! Hope you had a good celebration this weekend (err, besides the 'obvious' one, I mean).
Kid?manziman said:
Just walk away from this thread, okay? Quit being a condescending ass.
I was married once before and swore I'd never do it again. Hell, I was a bit of a man-whore for a while and had a great time not being committed to anything longer than an evening. I found the one I want and my mind changed completely. Go figure.manziman said:
could you at least pitifully pay my rent?SkaredShtles said:Don't get all medieval on his a$$......... didn't you see the poor retard's cornrows? He deserves our pity.......
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F**k off, yah mooch. :eviltongumanziman said:
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El Jefe said:
Im in the same boat albeit w/o the man-whore part.
It's freakin RAD huh?
Congrats my man!
Getting married just to win a bet? Damn, remind me never to compete in anything with you...El Jefe said:
congrats jefe, opp must be shedding a tear.
Woohoo - congrats Jeff!
Kid? I'll be 36 in June. Now, the bride to be, she's 23.manziman said:
Umm, since I had a vasectomy over a year ago, that's going to be tough.... Actually, I may get a reversal in few years. Wow, never thought I'd say that! Whoops, too much info...sorry.H8R said:Congratulations.
May you have hundreds of children!
Heidi said:
Hey Heidi! Now that you've recruited half of my SoCal riding friends to come live with you in Oregon, Trish (that'd be her name) and I plan to head up that way in the next few weeks / couple months. I'll definitely get in touch and we can get together for a beer or four.
BTW- no, she doesn't ride yet, but saw a dh race video and immediately said, "I want to do that!" Sweet. She also keeps bugging me to have me teach her to ride moto.
For those interested, I pulled perhaps the gayest proposal possible. I picked her up from work just after sunset and went to the beach, where some friends were having an all day party. I'd stashed a poem I wrote for her, with the edges frayed and torn, in a wine bottle that I'd artificially "aged." I asked her to take a walk with me on the beach.
Just 2 minutes prior, I sent a friend out with bottle in hand. He placed it in a pre-determined spot right at the edge of the water. Knowing the tide was coming in, I had about 7 minutes to get to the spot before the bottle was picked up and moved, which would have made it a little tough to find. Luckily, we made it down the beach just as water was lapping around the sides of the bottle. I asked, "what's that?" as if it had just washed in from parts unknown, and then picked up the bottle. I handed it to her.
She got the paper from inside it and read the poem. The last line read, "I've but one thing to ask...." as she read it, I knelt down, pulled the ring box from my pocket, opened it and then said some goofy romantic crap and asked her to marry me. Upon our return, I had champagne and roses ready for her, and my daughter came up to her and said, "hey Trish, you're going to be my wicked stepmother! Cool!"
Hmm, after recounting the proposal, I think I need to leave now and go do something crude and manly like fart and ride moto.
You are a dog! My wife just turned 28 and I used to feel like an evil lecher sometimes....but you are WAY worse. What Bravo Sierra did you feed her to make her say yes- that the laws of probability did not favor her chances of later landing a 'bigger guy' if she turned you down?El Jefe said:Kid? I'll be 36 in June. Now, the bride to be, she's 23.
That's awesome. Makes me want to get married and divorced just so I can do it better the second time.
Ok, not really. But still, good job! Congrats!
Ok, not really. But still, good job! Congrats!
El Jefe said:
Props for creativity but........very very gay. (not that there's anything wrong with that)
At least you didn't do it on the Jumbo-Tron at Dodger Stadium or something.
The 6 words that made this thread all-the-more-worth-it.El Jefe said:
Congrads!
Congrats - as for the idiot buzz killer with corn rows...grow up and hope you could be so lucky. You may want to get a haircut first tho..white kids with cornrows look look complete asshats.
Don't think you are any better than him. Judging someone due to the hairstyle they sport for their given race is pretty lame. I am Indian. Maybe I am an asshat for having dreadlocks.Transcend said:
Cornrows shmornrows, he was straight up RUDE to someone who was making an announcement about something happy and important in their life.Metal said:
The fact that he sports "rowz" has nothing to do with it.
It's like if you came on here and announced that you were going to be a father, and someone pipes up with, "Great, have fun throwing your life away on that kid."
Sounds pretty lame huh?
ok, i think you guys are throwin what i said out of proportion. truely i'm happy for the guy for getting married. like I said earlier, more power to him and congrats. If you thought I was being rude, tough. granted i'm not the best conversationalist, but i mean well. so, sorry if i came off the wrong way, but hey, the intentions are there.H8R said:
meh, you're just an a-hole.Transcend said:
You know damn well it has nothing to do with his race; Cornrows look dumb on anyone.Metal said:
And having him piss on someone's MARRIAGE parade is in REALLY poor taste.
No thread jacking this one - again, congrats. 23! ha. :devil:
I just get rubbed the wrong way when people use race unnecessarily to describe someone.Transcend said:
I thought Bo Derek looked good with cornrows.
Jeff, congrats on getting hitched for the second time. When I am healed up I will have to ride moto with you. Got myself a YZ250f a month or so ago.
Edit: 23?
He bagged himself some fresh young thing right out of college. You know, get 'em before they're STD-ridden and bitterMetal said:
Well, perhaps I was hasty. Despite the HUGE age difference, at least he waited until she finished school. I spent most Fridays-Mondays as the unofficial 5th roomie at my now-wife's on campus all girl townhouse for her junior and senior years- right after her 21st birthday.binary visions said:He bagged himself some fresh young thing right out of college. You know, get 'em before they're STD-ridden and bitter
Hmmmmmmmmm...but on second thought, he's still the biggest dog. When you multiply the age difference by the the divorced factor and add 10 points for already having a kid, the man should be ashamed of himself for taking out of circulation an apparently educated young lassie who is likely to be a looker, as well. 
Any questionably work-safe pics of the blushing bride-to-be? :devil:
My vote is for the definately not work safe pics. :devil:llkoolkeg said:Well, perhaps I was hasty. Despite the HUGE age difference, at least he waited until she finished school. I spent most Fridays-Mondays as the unofficial 5th roomie at my now-wife's on campus all girl townhouse for her junior and senior years- right after her 21st birthday.
Any questionably work-safe pics of the blushing bride-to-be? :devil:
Sanjay: wasn't a fan of her in the cornrows either, sorry dude. Now the kid n play high tops...woo woo. I'll rock one of those.
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mack said:
I think MMike just picked up a custom ring and is about to throw down.
Congrats on the marriage, Jeff. I'm hoping to pull off something with that rowdy of an age diff meself
Um, that would be MikeDPau11y said:
23, huh? No wonder I can't find anyone my age. All the guys that are already established are luring the girls MY AGE away. It's probably a silly question, but don't you find yourself condescending down to her level for an intellectual conversation? Judging how educated and wise you must be in your mid thirties, I would think that someone with the life experience and education of a 23 year old would be rather... tedious. If not, great! Just curious.
I'm white, and IMO, corn rows on black people look good, but not on most other races. Gold jewelry also looks much better on black people than on white people. Why is it so wrong to match a hairstyle with a race? Or even point out the "race factor" at all? Too much PC crap... most black people have very similar (dark curly) hair, so why not embrace what hairstyle works for you (no Manziman, I'm not telling you to embrace corn rows)?
I'm white, and IMO, corn rows on black people look good, but not on most other races. Gold jewelry also looks much better on black people than on white people. Why is it so wrong to match a hairstyle with a race? Or even point out the "race factor" at all? Too much PC crap... most black people have very similar (dark curly) hair, so why not embrace what hairstyle works for you (no Manziman, I'm not telling you to embrace corn rows)?