okay so this is what you do. reply to their text. I choose the honest reply. Starting text is?
help me get a girl
- Thread starter pinkshirtphotos
- Start date
If your texts are nearly as incoherent as your posts on here, you can expect to be served with a restraining order in the very near future. Unless of course you are trolling Left Over Phish Panic shows in which case you will undoubtedly encounter a like-mined, addled female. Then the best thing you can do is be a good listener and for the rest of us, use a condom.
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Wait a minute here. Are you sure it's an actual woman texting you and not one of your goats stepping on a cell phone ?
or baring that, use the back door
Dead girls dont say no.
Oh dear God...this will be epic. Strap in boys and girls, PSP is about to enter the sociological mainstream known as dating...
this should be pure gold enjoyment!!! another case for forced sterilization?
Yes.
For the love of all that is holy, please don't breed. Though I realize that assumes an awful lot.
google "real girl" and start saving.
Maybe GFF still has a couple blow up dolls left over he can send to PSP.
Whatever happened to GFF?
check your pm's
He's around. Mostly teaching the worlds trout population about the dangers of biting just any old insect it seems.
For initial texts with a girl, I would go with 'It's not gonna suck itself.'
Of all the times to really need Dirt...RIP bro, you are missing this one...
Text her a picture of your junk. She HAS to reciprocate. It's in the rules.
jail?
Seriously... What happened to GFF? Have not seen his wonderful tales of conquest lately.
Dude you're cutoff, no more Magic Jesus Powder, ever. period. I am all out of Ether anyways.
Oh, ****, ether. Never ever ever ever again...
Reply to next? "I haz best STDs in town."
The shadow knows.
Images of Mohammad can neither be veiled nor obscured. Ahk Shari شاري Only the mountain can create the shadow. Besides she doesn't return my calls anyways...
الجبل فقط يمكن أن تخلق الظل
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