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  1. Da Peach

    Da Peach Outwitted by a rodent

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    So, I will be having my last day at work next Friday. There's been a rash of folks leaving lately like leppers off a cliff. Each has left their own note. Some funnier than others.

    I lack inspiration, let's hear your suggestions. I'd like to capture gratitude, enrichment, best wishes to all, and kiss my grits all rolled into a short toodaloo.

    Go.
     

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  2. kidwoo

    kidwoo Celebrating No-Pants Day

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    Dear work:

    I had the peach dream again.

    You know what this means.

    Goodbye
     
  3. The Toninator

    The Toninator Muffin

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    I havent do my official good by note because the hurricane has closed the office but as i was leaving yesterday i opened 'paint' and made this my background:
    It's been real
    Later B!tch3s
    your pal
    t

    my ex-boss will find it monday when she logs onto that computer. Oh, i also turned on my out of office reply:
    Went biking b!tch3s
    i wont be back
    i hate you all
    your pal
    t

    hopefully that one gets a smile too :)
     
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    jonKranked Press Button, Receive Stupid

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    photocopy your middle finger, and draw a smiley face on the fingernail
     
  5. MMike

    MMike A fowl peckerwood.

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  6. $tinkle

    $tinkle Expert on blowing

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    when i left the military i cut-pasted "black steel in the hour of chaos" by PE

    being an oppressed inner-city black youth, it spoke to me
     
  7. $tinkle

    $tinkle Expert on blowing

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    another mighty bee fan? :cupidarrow:
     
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    jonKranked Press Button, Receive Stupid

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  9. Jim Mac

    Jim Mac MAKE ENDURO GREAT AGAIN

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    Dear Fascist Bully Boys,

    Give me some money.

    Boom Shanka (roughly translated to "may the seed of your loin be fruitful in the belly of your woman"),
    Da Peach
     
  10. Sandwich

    Sandwich Pig my fish!
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    We had some fun
    But now, I'm done
    I've got to get out and be on my way
    No joke emails
    They always fail
    In fact this is just my very last day
    No coffee stain
    My boss is a pain
    No more standing around discussing "lost"
    But what it is
    Is something true
    Made up of these three words that I must say to you

    I just called to say I'm leaving
    I just called to say how little I care
    I just called to say I'm leaving
    And I mean it from the bottom of my heart
     
  11. I Are Baboon

    I Are Baboon Run, Forrest, Run!

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    "I hate MMike."
     
  12. $tinkle

    $tinkle Expert on blowing

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    there's even been an appropriately brief reference on an episode to ayn rand's atlas shrugged.

    i'm guessing it would be useless to start a RM mighty bee fan group...carry on...
     
  13. Sandwich

    Sandwich Pig my fish!
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    It's this job I don't love
    Some others left, and so will i
    My resignation's what Im thinking of
    You already got this from several other guys

    I just wanna tell you how Im feeling
    Gotta make you understand

    I'm just gonna give you up
    I'm just gonna move on down
    I'm gonna get out of town and desert you
    Really hope this makes you cry
    Now I've gotta say goodbye
    Don't ask me why, or I'll hurt you
     
  14. mandown

    mandown Poopdeck Repost

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    :busted: :brows: quoted for hilarity :brows: :busted:
     
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    Sandwich Pig my fish!
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    lemmings jump off cliffs, not lepers...but I suppose they might as well.
     
  16. $tinkle

    $tinkle Expert on blowing

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    maybe the lepers had lined up to pee at teh same time & are now just chasing their hopes & dreams?

    maybe...?
     
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    jonKranked Press Button, Receive Stupid

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    ridiculous Turbo Monkey

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    A real JP Morgan farewell email.

     
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    Damo Short One Marshmallow

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    PS. Notice how I haven't been drinking from the water dispenser in the last 23 days?
     
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    jonKranked Press Button, Receive Stupid

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    I'm actually going to use portions of that in my resignation letter. Thanks for sharing!!!
     
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    ire Turbo Monkey

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    I found this....

     
  22. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    Apparently a LOT of people use portions of that for their resignation letter. :think:

    http://www.snopes.com/embarrass/email/leaving.asp
     
  23. Da Peach

    Da Peach Outwitted by a rodent

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    :clue: OOOOOOOOOOhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!:bonk:

    All good so far, but I'm looking for a flavour that can encompass coworkers not far off from:

     
  24. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    I SO approve of the Flying Circus. :rofl:

    Pay close attention to 3:18-3:20. :D
     
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  25. AngryMetalsmith

    AngryMetalsmith Business is good, thanks for asking

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    Take your shirt off, crap in your hand and write " I quit " backwards on your chest. Then hug your boss. Make sure you get it on video so you can start your own members only German fetish website. The revenue generated will keep you in high end DH bikes for a long time.

    You'll be star.
     
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    dude.

    u no u sux

    kthxbai
     
  27. AngryMetalsmith

    AngryMetalsmith Business is good, thanks for asking

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    Perhaps he's implying that the lepers are falling to pieces.
    :rimshot:
     
  28. $tinkle

    $tinkle Expert on blowing

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    that work environment reads like where my wife used to work (LSI logic)

    peach: if you're feeling cheeky, put some raw chicken or fox urine behind a few junction plates, subfloors, heat sink fans, office furniture.
     
  29. Da Peach

    Da Peach Outwitted by a rodent

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    I know where to get raw chicken, as for the fox urine, maybe some of my coworkers could help me out. Altough none of them would quite qualify as "foxes"...

    "Come on Meike, just a little tinkle!"

    "Nein!"
     
  30. Da Peach

    Da Peach Outwitted by a rodent

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    Must spread BTW... heh.
     
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    cannondalejunky ease dropper

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    ruba dub dub, thanks for the grub
     
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    Wumpus makes avatars better

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    What a wuss.

     
  33. Da Peach

    Da Peach Outwitted by a rodent

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    More like: Rub a dub dub, thanks for the cash and misery you bunch of cack eaters.
     
  34. Austin Bike

    Austin Bike Turbo Monkey

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    Don't burn any bridges. I worked with someone who pissed on everyone on the way out of their old job.

    Then their old company bought our company. Oops.

    You never know how things will work out down the road.

    But, if you like to be unemployed, piss away.
     
  35. BikeMike

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    This, or something very close to it, is going in a co-worker's drawer when I leave.

    Also "So long suckas!" on a post it note is a good, succinct one.
     
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