So while perusing the ever entertaining XC forum on my local message board, I stumbled across this baffling excerpt, containing what appears to be new fangled mountain bike terms:
Initially, we thought a "pumping station" might be an area with several bike pumps chained to trees, but eventually we thought it might also be a discreet code for a trailside brothel. Either would be fine by me, depending on which tube was flat of course. As for "flow pumping", we were thinking something along the lines of slow, methodical fapping while listening to sh!tty Flo Rider music, but again, we could be (way) off with this theory. "Trail wolfing" really has us stumped, but I have decided it likely is describing the act(s) of urinating / defecating along the trail to mark your territory, or simply to let others know you have been in the area. With luck, it does not include rolling in said waste sites. A "mini-dh pumping station" seems relatively straight forward if our original guess is correct (that is, it's either a number of shock pumps chained to trees and/or midget hookers wearing TLD kits).
Needless to say, questions still abound about the true nature of these sweet new terms, like:
* Can you combine them? Wolf pumping? Pump flowing?
* Can you use "facility" instead of "station", as it sounds more pro that way?
* Can you use other animals in place of "wolf"? I presume one would want to stay with large, scary carnivors, but I feel like big cats and bears are being left out.
Anyway, any help would be appreciated.
Let me first say I generally do not stay abreast of the latest bike related vernacular, as I'm still fond of using "schralping" and "pinning it". That said, the above bolded terms really has myself, and my riding associates (i.e. "bros") truly flummoxed.
Initially, we thought a "pumping station" might be an area with several bike pumps chained to trees, but eventually we thought it might also be a discreet code for a trailside brothel. Either would be fine by me, depending on which tube was flat of course. As for "flow pumping", we were thinking something along the lines of slow, methodical fapping while listening to sh!tty Flo Rider music, but again, we could be (way) off with this theory. "Trail wolfing" really has us stumped, but I have decided it likely is describing the act(s) of urinating / defecating along the trail to mark your territory, or simply to let others know you have been in the area. With luck, it does not include rolling in said waste sites. A "mini-dh pumping station" seems relatively straight forward if our original guess is correct (that is, it's either a number of shock pumps chained to trees and/or midget hookers wearing TLD kits).
Needless to say, questions still abound about the true nature of these sweet new terms, like:
* Can you combine them? Wolf pumping? Pump flowing?
* Can you use "facility" instead of "station", as it sounds more pro that way?
* Can you use other animals in place of "wolf"? I presume one would want to stay with large, scary carnivors, but I feel like big cats and bears are being left out.
Anyway, any help would be appreciated.
