I have poison oak in the worst of all possible places, any advice would be great...
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ben spar is the most homosexual of fags
FIG leaf you dumbass
FIG LEAF!!!!!!
Ask ZD. teh stinc is riddled with that shiz and he's allergic.
I can lick it without consequence so I have no idea.
FIG LEAF!!!!!!
Ask ZD. teh stinc is riddled with that shiz and he's allergic.
I can lick it without consequence so I have no idea.
Scratch alot.
HTH.
HTH.
True pimps are un-affected by that shiz.
Get some of those roids.
Get some of those roids.
That sounds horrible, i wonder if your girlfriend is pleased (if you have one)
The Kadvang said:
kidwoo said:
for blatantly childish homophobic jokes....
I suggest some IcyHot.
No, actually there is some stuff called poison oak soap. It works wonders.
The pink cream stuff also works great. Not peptobismol, the other stuff. Pink bottle.
Avoid hot showers, lots of cold water will help. And don't masturbate for a while, it will spread.
The Ito
ito said:
The irony rests in the fact that I referenced the plant in question just prior to the "it" which I can lick.
What you find as subtext is limited only by your own personal vision.
Congratulations on finding quite a jewel.
You must be very happy.
I am pleased when the penises of large black men enter my mouth
fagggggggKopiklokoli said:
That sucks. I've had it bad. It sucks to have it down there. I've had it down there many times.
Just don't scratch it (it feels better than, but it will be way worse). Last time, I had it, it was quick with minimal spreading due to that.
Tecnu helps so much. Many others on here agree.
At the grociery store, you can get a box with a the cleanser (white bottle- use first) and the medicated itch gel called Calla gel (clear squeeze bottle-use secondly). This stuff is so helpful.
Calmamine spray is good too. It sprays cold, which feels good and dries out the rashes.
http://www.ridemonkey.com/forums/showthread.php?t=128109&highlight=poison+oak
That's a thread I made a while ago about posion oak tips.
Just don't scratch it (it feels better than, but it will be way worse). Last time, I had it, it was quick with minimal spreading due to that.
Tecnu helps so much. Many others on here agree.
At the grociery store, you can get a box with a the cleanser (white bottle- use first) and the medicated itch gel called Calla gel (clear squeeze bottle-use secondly). This stuff is so helpful.
Calmamine spray is good too. It sprays cold, which feels good and dries out the rashes.
http://www.ridemonkey.com/forums/showthread.php?t=128109&highlight=poison+oak
That's a thread I made a while ago about posion oak tips.
Just curious, how did you manage to get it down in your ladies only zone multiple times?mtnbrider said:
I don't know, those plants are crazy- the oils just "appear" down there.
maybe he thought it was a ky plant?maxyedor said:Just curious, how did you manage to get it down in your ladies only zone multiple times?
Thank you for that amazing analysis of my post.kidwoo said:
You must be very happy.
Hmm, the subtext is most ironic...hmmm, yes....quite a jewel, mmm, yes *strokes chin*. I am most happy today.
The Ito
p.s. le sarcasm......
I don't remeber exactly how it happened, but anything's possible....gnurider1080 said:maybe he thought it was a ky plant?
Vang' that sucks bro...
Try getting som Calamine lotion - looks like Pepto-Bismol, but takes away that annoying itching feeling. My parents put that stuff on me when I was a kid w/ chicken pox...
Are you sure it's poison ivy/oak?... Could be.... nevermind - I don't wanna go down that path.
... and WTF is it doing down there anways?
Try getting som Calamine lotion - looks like Pepto-Bismol, but takes away that annoying itching feeling. My parents put that stuff on me when I was a kid w/ chicken pox...
Are you sure it's poison ivy/oak?... Could be.... nevermind - I don't wanna go down that path.
... and WTF is it doing down there anways?
He got drunk and had improper relations with a plant.S.K.C. said:
Just keep it dry, but if its on your junk you might want to go get a shot....unless you can lay around like a dog with you legs all spread and stuff.
When it starts oozing, get that **** off with a paper towel or tissue and throw it way. That ozzing **** is what lets it spread and build up/accumulate.
Really? I noticed that when that stuff drys, it just builds onto the rash. When I cleaned it, its couldn't accumulate.
TMIkidwoo said:
Its dirty, so cut it off.
Calamine lotion. It will dry out the little bubbles and help to kill them. Only downside is you will have a pink hog for a little while.ito said:
F*ck calamine. Go to the doctor and get yourself some Prednisone. That stuff works wonders. I'm wildly allergic to poison ivy, so all summer I keep a stash of Pred' on hand. Usually stops the itching within a day, clears it all up in a few days.
Smelly said:
If you really haveit on some tender bits go to the doctor and get a shot, it will probably clear it up in half a day.
Your only hope is to kill it with fire. 
i dont have poison oak.
Herpes eh"?
Ugh.The Kadvang said:
Pimpin ain't always e-z...
Anal warts?
Why would you even consider such a thing?:looney:stinkyboy said:Google image search will ruin your day...
Good god, this has to be the funniest thread of the week.
Kad, toss some hairspray on that puppy and light 'er up!
Kad, toss some hairspray on that puppy and light 'er up!