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Here is your first Christmas joke:

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Not the sharpest tool in the shed
Oct 18, 2002
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The Cleft of Venus
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.

"In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."

The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter.

He flicked it on and said, "It represents a candle.".

"You may pass through the pearly gates," Saint Peter replied.

The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys.

He shook them and said, "They're bells". Saint Peter responds, "Then you may pass through the pearly gates."

The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.

St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?"

The man replied, "They're Carols".
 

Fathead

Monkey
May 6, 2003
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SE TX
I liked the joke, but the resolution in your sig sounds like something from some kind of "herbal male enhancer" spam.