I had trouble formatting my report because some gravy got under my [tab] key.
Can I get a better computer? I can’t hear the video game sounds while playing MP3s.
The battery in my pager has been dead for six weeks. I hope this hasn’t been a problem.
We have random testing for drugs or alcohol. Is there any check for weapons?
Yes, I had a personal purchase shipped to the office.
No, there’s no special reason I didn’t have it shipped to the house where my wife might see it.
I may have trouble making that meeting this afternoon. Today is my weekly 2-hour trip to the Chinese buffet. If I make it back, I’ll probably be brain-dead from MSG.
Lunch is a mental health break. My sanity relies on me eating somewhere cool, at least 20 minutes away from here, 2-3 times each week.
The folks in Personnel told me I had to sign a form. I asked them if it was an official form, and they said, “Yes.” I told them you would not allow me to sign anything official.
No, I don’t feel hung over at all. I’m pretty sure I’m still drunk.
I’m going to the liquor warehouse on my lunch break. Don’t worry, though: I brought a t-shirt to wear over my company shirt.
That new receptionist in the lobby, she’s at least 18 right? Ok, good.
edited because I'm can't type right
Can I get a better computer? I can’t hear the video game sounds while playing MP3s.
The battery in my pager has been dead for six weeks. I hope this hasn’t been a problem.
We have random testing for drugs or alcohol. Is there any check for weapons?
Yes, I had a personal purchase shipped to the office.
No, there’s no special reason I didn’t have it shipped to the house where my wife might see it.
I may have trouble making that meeting this afternoon. Today is my weekly 2-hour trip to the Chinese buffet. If I make it back, I’ll probably be brain-dead from MSG.
Lunch is a mental health break. My sanity relies on me eating somewhere cool, at least 20 minutes away from here, 2-3 times each week.
The folks in Personnel told me I had to sign a form. I asked them if it was an official form, and they said, “Yes.” I told them you would not allow me to sign anything official.
No, I don’t feel hung over at all. I’m pretty sure I’m still drunk.
I’m going to the liquor warehouse on my lunch break. Don’t worry, though: I brought a t-shirt to wear over my company shirt.
That new receptionist in the lobby, she’s at least 18 right? Ok, good.
edited because I'm can't type right
