[Damn True]

Dude I seriously miss your "stupid criminal" stories.
They are like reading Cops and Reno 911 combined.
What gives man? Let's have some of those tales from the street.

 

[dickiesbike1]

Everytime i see him he gives me a new one, maybe i should start relaying.

 

[manimal]

i had to chase down a peacock and take it to the animal shelter the other day that was kinda weird.

i'll post some good ones in a bit, off to a bonfire with the family.

 

[HTFR]

i realized that your stupid cops stories depict my life with great accuracy! are you sure we've never met??? j/k.

if i may add a stupid cop story from my side of it. i was at a public park and there was a bunch of other people (100) (and like any party, things where done that 'should not' have been but not me, well not that i remember ) and a some police showed up, and this idiot thug, how is from da streets (ie his parents house) and get this he was saying to me and otheres near by, 'lets go kill the cops, WTF can they do there is 100 of us we can take'em', me being quite intoxicated and a depressed self-preservation instinct i go up to him (the skid) 'you're a ****ing idiot! (ad homonym i know, but this guy had no clue what a fallacy was so i was ok) blah blah blah, you wouldn’t have the nerve, blah blah blah ' i never shut someone up or got in there face like that (looking back, he was pretty big)... long story short he didn't kill anyone, and i got your back minimal. and for the record the cops didn’t arrest anyone (even with blatant pot smoke (few!neaky: ) ) they just wanted us to leave. after typing this i don't know why i did. but keep us posted police chef wigum and keep ridin'!