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I am seeing all kinds of crazy typos tonight. Did your fingers freeze yesterday??? Have the pets gotten to you??? Are you typing with a mallet??? I just have to know. :D
 
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I hate those. Like paper cuts. I fell over in some leaves today and scraped my leg. It kind of hurts in that annoying little way.
 

stevew

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Sep 21, 2001
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loco said:
I am seeing all kinds of crazy typos tonight. Did your fingers freeze yesterday??? Have the pets gotten to you??? Are you typing with a mallet??? I just have to know. :D
Might I suggest this avatar for you



:)
 
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robdamanii said:
Howabout paper cuts in the webbing in between your fingers?

Maybe in the corners of your mouth?
I can't imagine how dumb you need to be to paper cut your mouth. :think:
 

Ciaran

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loco said:
I can't imagine how dumb you need to be to paper cut your mouth. :think:
What about when you lick an envelope and get one on your tongue? Or maybe you are licking a sheet of acid and then you get an acid paper cut? Or if you just snorted a bunch of coke in a dollar bill and now your licking the dollar? Maybe you are captured by a militant islamic librarian and she is using pages of banned western books to torture you by paper cutting your tongue.

See, there are many ways to paper cut your mouth. :D