Hiding during Halloween
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no, I think a douche is someone who hands out candy to little kids, but tells them very specifically not to share it with anyone.
Dude, my husband did this too (hide in the dark). HAHAHAA
But what he REALLY wanted to do was sit on the roof with the hose and just wait for them... Thankfully he chose not to do that.
I like the teenagers. When they come, I'm ready for them with a stack of old paperbacks from the used book store, and drop into their little bags gems of classical literature. "Oooo! You guys get some real treats tonight! Here's 'Moby Dick' for you, and 'Far From the Madding Crowd' for your punk rocker friend, and, aaahhhh, looks like your clown buddy here gets 'Crime and Punishment'! Wow - you guys are making out like bandits!"
First time I did that, you should have seen these kids faces...
AAAHAHAHAHAHA
But what he REALLY wanted to do was sit on the roof with the hose and just wait for them... Thankfully he chose not to do that.
I like the teenagers. When they come, I'm ready for them with a stack of old paperbacks from the used book store, and drop into their little bags gems of classical literature. "Oooo! You guys get some real treats tonight! Here's 'Moby Dick' for you, and 'Far From the Madding Crowd' for your punk rocker friend, and, aaahhhh, looks like your clown buddy here gets 'Crime and Punishment'! Wow - you guys are making out like bandits!"
First time I did that, you should have seen these kids faces...
AAAHAHAHAHAHA
sunny, you are real good evil!
Sunny Rocks!
That is an awesome idea.
We had to pick up candy yesterday..... either that or I give them the kids the rest of the Orange Cream Clif Shots I have..... or left over mashed potatoes.
That is an awesome idea.
We had to pick up candy yesterday..... either that or I give them the kids the rest of the Orange Cream Clif Shots I have..... or left over mashed potatoes.
When i was growing up the house that didnt give out candy got it the worst... (eggs, soda, wrote stuff with chocolate on the house, TP the trees, etc)
OMFG! That's just TOO funny!!!!!
i had sampson (130lb) shepard lay by the door, when the kids rang the bell he would pop up and scar the s@i@ out of them ...it was hilarios
my friends house gives out eggs 
the best part is his house is never hit. his rules are if u hit my house i will never give eggs again.
the best part is his house is never hit. his rules are if u hit my house i will never give eggs again.
Our porch light burned out so I had to mount my candle lantern by the door. We had more than enough candy and when 8:00pm hit(our community's ending time), I just let the last group split amongst themselves the rest of what was in the bowl. You'd have thought I'd given them the keys to my car by the looks on their faces!
I don't know how things are where the rest of you all live, but I was mortified by some of the outfits that parents let their teenaged girls wear. We're talking ill-fitting Fredericks of Hollywood getups with unrestrained busoms falling forth and hemlines that would make Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan blush! I wish my girls could stay 2 and 4 and never want anything worse than the Snow White and Cinderella Disney costumes they wore last night.
I don't know how things are where the rest of you all live, but I was mortified by some of the outfits that parents let their teenaged girls wear. We're talking ill-fitting Fredericks of Hollywood getups with unrestrained busoms falling forth and hemlines that would make Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan blush! I wish my girls could stay 2 and 4 and never want anything worse than the Snow White and Cinderella Disney costumes they wore last night.
nah, I had all my lights on and when the doorbell rang, the dogs would raise hell and I could be seen walking around in the house. I never answered the door.
i'm a bit disappointed in you. don't you have alot of kids in your neighborhood. i'm all into the candy giving out, especially because i like to see my neighbors.
ali came over last night dressed in a very VERY tight tennis player outfit. he used his racket to serve the candy to the kids. some of the kids seemed frightened though.
Approved!
Yes, you are a cheap bastard. Buy some candy.
When I was a kid, this guy wasn't home but he left a big tub of warm diet shasta in front of his house. The kids threw them through his windows.
When I was a kid, this guy wasn't home but he left a big tub of warm diet shasta in front of his house. The kids threw them through his windows.
no hiding here...we actually bought candy and no one showed...maybe it's because my door is off the beaten patch and looks pretty scary without me having to do anything to it....you wouldn't catch me going up to it at night....D
We actually roamed the streets in the neighborhood. It was after we returned did I hide in the darkness...
What's the reasoning? Did you not want to buy candy? Not want to have to get up when people knocked on the door?
douche
Eggs = nature's hand grenades.my friends house gives out eggs
First of all, I hate kids. Second, some of the costumes are really scary.
Finally, there are some "alternative" families in the neighborhood, which I don't have a problem with, except when Bruce & Steve and their adopted Chinese girl stop by for some treats.
Finally, there are some "alternative" families in the neighborhood, which I don't have a problem with, except when Bruce & Steve and their adopted Chinese girl stop by for some treats.
just tell em they have the best queer costumes you've ever seen:biggrin: