[urbaindk]

http://www.more-mtb.org/forum/showthread.php?t=4802

"When I got to the trail I went to open my seat bag and all my stuff was gone and the bag was stuffed full of (what I hope was) dog poop."


WTF? Was this the work of a Poo-flinging monkey?

 

[firetoole]

wow...

 

[robdamanii]

Ick. Nasty.

 

[Konabumm]

thats funny

 

[Konabumm]

Post 1900 Yeah

 

[robdamanii]

That's a sh!tty situation.

 

[mindlessfr]

ewwww imagine if it was warm and fresh

 

[firetoole]

hey, at least it wasn't on fire

 

[mindlessfr]

good point that would be pretty bad

 

[urbaindk]

hey, at least it wasn't on fire

Yeah, how would you stomp out a seatpost?

 

[dirtydirtysouf]

we have done that to some of the guys we go 4x4ing with:

dirty diaper under the spare tires and glove box
tuna fish/juice in the seats
poop in the tool box

 

[Biter]

Wow, thats gross... Reminds me of the time some kid at my old school (They never found out who did it) rubbed **** all over one the inside of the stalls in the grade 7 bathroom. THAT was some sick stuff.

 

[Del]

I used to work at a Borders store in Atlanta and we had a customer who had a habit of smearing his poop all over the walls of the bathroom. We never found out who did it and all I was concerned about was not being the person designated to clean such a mess up.

There was another Borders nearby that had another problem customer. He was an older guy, probably in his late 60's. He drove a nice Porsche and dressed well. The only thing was, he had an odd habit of walking around the store whilst crapping himself. He'd let it run down his pant legs and shake a leg until it fell on the floor.

You run into some odd stuff working retail. That's just the tip of the iceberg.

 

[luelling]

Hey, old people have to have fun too. That post made me laugh out loud and I'm in a quite office