Whatever they're called, Dews is a much better name.fluff said:Hey, I can't remember the Jewish splits, so bite me....
Something like haematic, hermatic, hemorhoidic, hermaphroditic.. sure it begins with an 'h'...
Whatever they're called, Dews is a much better name.fluff said:Hey, I can't remember the Jewish splits, so bite me....
Something like haematic, hermatic, hemorhoidic, hermaphroditic.. sure it begins with an 'h'...
Bloody hell...and you gave ME a hard time about ressurecting old jokes.:mumble:fluff said:It's just like when my catholic cousin told her father that she wanted to become a prostitute, he only calmed down when he found out that she hadn't actually said protestant...
D'you know the one about Ian Paisley's calendar? - January, February, March, March, March, March...valve bouncer said:Bloody hell...and you gave ME a hard time about ressurecting old jokes.:mumble:
The only vaguely Northern Ireland joke I know is...."How do you fit 5 members of the royal family in a mini?fluff said:D'you know the one about Ian Paisley's calendar? - January, February, March, March, March, March...
But Christians see Jesus as a part of the triune god. Muslims and Jews do not. If anything, you might be able to say that Muslims and Jews have the same god (how ironic), but Christians do not.BurlyShirley said:That's the kicker of the whole ****ing thing isnt it? Muslims, Jews and Christians are just a prophet or two off from being THE EXACT SAME RELIGION! They all worship the same overlord.
Ah, now not all Christians believe in the Holy Trinity..Old Man G Funk said:But Christians see Jesus as a part of the triune god. Muslims and Jews do not. If anything, you might be able to say that Muslims and Jews have the same god (how ironic), but Christians do not.
yeah!fluff said:Ah, now not all Christians believe in the Holy Trinity..
All Christians (with the exception of Andyman and his sect I think) do believe in the divinity of Jesus at least, right?fluff said:Ah, now not all Christians believe in the Holy Trinity..
Nope. (Although it does kinda depend how you define Christian, of course.)Old Man G Funk said:All Christians (with the exception of Andyman and his sect I think) do believe in the divinity of Jesus at least, right?
Whether they admit it or not, Jesus as a "son of god" is at least a demi-god and therefore divine.fluff said:Nope. (Although it does kinda depend how you define Christian, of course.)
Christadelphians, for a start, don't.
would make sense considering the religion itself is called 'Christ'anity.Old Man G Funk said:All Christians (with the exception of Andyman and his sect I think) do believe in the divinity of Jesus at least, right?
what sect is andyman?Old Man G Funk said:All Christians (with the exception of Andyman and his sect I think) do believe in the divinity of Jesus at least, right?
Yeah you know that always bugged me in (parochial) high school. We've got pretty boy swede jeebus oils on velvet, a gawd or two in on the Sistine Chapel.......but where's the ghost?narlus said:what sect is andyman?
i thought the father, son & holy ghost were SOP for christianity.
Old Man G Funk said:But Christians see Jesus as a part of the triune god. Muslims and Jews do not. If anything, you might be able to say that Muslims and Jews have the same god (how ironic), but Christians do not.
he's the invisible hand.kidwoo said:Yeah you know that always bugged me in (parochial) high school. We've got pretty boy swede jeebus oils on velvet, a gawd or two in on the Sistine Chapel.......but where's the ghost?
Is he like the silent pardner or somethin'?
Maybe he's the laissez fairy?narlus said:he's the invisible hand.
no wait, that's the Market Force (thanks, adam smith).
A bit showy and self-indulgent, but undeniably a good shot.narlus said:well played.
MikeD said:A bit showy and self-indulgent,
kidwoo said:I often masturbate with big band musing blaring while eating a doughnut and screaming my own name
Do you realize that Bush is ok with the deal going through? Sometimes I wonder if your only purpose is to find something to slam Bush on.Changleen said:Because the American voting public is inherantly racist, AND unable to differentiate in any real way between one Arab country and another. Well done George.
I thought I was the only one.kidwoo said:I often masturbate with big band music blaring while eating a doughnut and screaming my own name
Also "son of man" and in fact a man, so whilst immortal, not divine. They also do no believe in the Holy Spirit as a separate entity, simply God's holy power in 'bottled' form.Old Man G Funk said:Whether they admit it or not, Jesus as a "son of god" is at least a demi-god and therefore divine.
You scream Kidwoo's name when you masturbate? I didn't realise you guys were so close.MMike said:I thought I was the only one.
He's dreamy....fluff said:You scream Kidwoo's name when you masturbate? I didn't realise you guys were so close.
Whether they really do or do not have some sort of divinity of Christ thing going on is really beside the original point.fluff said:Also "son of man" and in fact a man, so whilst immortal, not divine. They also do no believe in the Holy Spirit as a separate entity, simply God's holy power in 'bottled' form.
And no devil, no hell.
Sheesh, just 'cos you didn't know something is no reason to get all huffy. I never said it had anything to do with the original point that Bush doesn't think Allah talks to him. It's not like MMike's obsession with Kidwoo is relevant either but you not getting snippy with him.Old Man G Funk said:Whether they really do or do not have some sort of divinity of Christ thing going on is really beside the original point.
Bush does think Jesus is Lord (part of god and divine) and when he speaks of god he certainly isn't speaking of the Jewish or Muslim god.
Sorry bro, didn't mean to make you think I was getting snippy. I'm not. Personally, I think they are confused about what being a son of a god really means, but I guess that's beside the point.fluff said:Sheesh, just 'cos you didn't know something is no reason to get all huffy. I never said it had anything to do with the original point that Bush doesn't think Allah talks to him. It's not like MMike's obsession with Kidwoo is relevant either but you not getting snippy with him.
Some people...
Old Man G Funk said:N8, this must be difficult for you.
Mrs. Clinton is opposed to the deal, while Mr. Clinton seems to be backing it. Either way, you have to agree with one of them it seems. Tough break for you.
Ha ha, N8 has to agree with one of the Clintons! Is this going to shatter your world? Will you be left as an incoherent, blabbering...oh wait, nevermind...N8 said:I'm not runiing for President in 2008 either.