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Master Dildoist
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fluff said:
Hey, I can't remember the Jewish splits, so bite me....

Something like haematic, hermatic, hemorhoidic, hermaphroditic.. sure it begins with an 'h'...
Whatever they're called, Dews is a much better name.:rofl:
 

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Master Dildoist
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fluff said:
It's just like when my catholic cousin told her father that she wanted to become a prostitute, he only calmed down when he found out that she hadn't actually said protestant...
Bloody hell...and you gave ME a hard time about ressurecting old jokes.:mumble: ;)
 

fluff

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Bloody hell...and you gave ME a hard time about ressurecting old jokes.:mumble: ;)
D'you know the one about Ian Paisley's calendar? - January, February, March, March, March, March...
 

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Master Dildoist
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fluff said:
D'you know the one about Ian Paisley's calendar? - January, February, March, March, March, March...
The only vaguely Northern Ireland joke I know is...."How do you fit 5 members of the royal family in a mini?
The Queen and Prince Philip, in the front, Charles and Anne in the back and Lord Mountbatten in the ashtray."
 

noname

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it's orthodox and Hacidic jews, there's also some strange sect my dad's friend is in that are Jewish but believe in Christ, WTFWJD?
 

Old Man G Funk

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BurlyShirley said:
That's the kicker of the whole ****ing thing isnt it? Muslims, Jews and Christians are just a prophet or two off from being THE EXACT SAME RELIGION! They all worship the same overlord.
But Christians see Jesus as a part of the triune god. Muslims and Jews do not. If anything, you might be able to say that Muslims and Jews have the same god (how ironic), but Christians do not.
 

fluff

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Old Man G Funk said:
But Christians see Jesus as a part of the triune god. Muslims and Jews do not. If anything, you might be able to say that Muslims and Jews have the same god (how ironic), but Christians do not.
Ah, now not all Christians believe in the Holy Trinity..
 

fluff

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Old Man G Funk said:
All Christians (with the exception of Andyman and his sect I think) do believe in the divinity of Jesus at least, right?
Nope. (Although it does kinda depend how you define Christian, of course.)

Christadelphians, for a start, don't.
 

atrokz

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Old Man G Funk said:
All Christians (with the exception of Andyman and his sect I think) do believe in the divinity of Jesus at least, right?
would make sense considering the religion itself is called 'Christ'anity.
 

narlus

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Old Man G Funk said:
All Christians (with the exception of Andyman and his sect I think) do believe in the divinity of Jesus at least, right?
what sect is andyman?

i thought the father, son & holy ghost were SOP for christianity.
 

kidwoo

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narlus said:
what sect is andyman?

i thought the father, son & holy ghost were SOP for christianity.
Yeah you know that always bugged me in (parochial) high school. We've got pretty boy swede jeebus oils on velvet, a gawd or two in on the Sistine Chapel.......but where's the ghost?

Is he like the silent pardner or somethin'?
 

BurlyShirley

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Old Man G Funk said:
But Christians see Jesus as a part of the triune god. Muslims and Jews do not. If anything, you might be able to say that Muslims and Jews have the same god (how ironic), but Christians do not.
:rolleyes:
 

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kidwoo said:
Yeah you know that always bugged me in (parochial) high school. We've got pretty boy swede jeebus oils on velvet, a gawd or two in on the Sistine Chapel.......but where's the ghost?

Is he like the silent pardner or somethin'?
he's the invisible hand.

no wait, that's the Market Force (thanks, adam smith).
 

beestiboy

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Changleen said:
Because the American voting public is inherantly racist, AND unable to differentiate in any real way between one Arab country and another. Well done George. :mad:
Do you realize that Bush is ok with the deal going through? Sometimes I wonder if your only purpose is to find something to slam Bush on.

It was really just the politicians and unions making a stink about this because they want to use it for political gain. It is hardly even being discussed compared to a week ago.
 

fluff

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Old Man G Funk said:
Whether they admit it or not, Jesus as a "son of god" is at least a demi-god and therefore divine.
Also "son of man" and in fact a man, so whilst immortal, not divine. They also do no believe in the Holy Spirit as a separate entity, simply God's holy power in 'bottled' form.

And no devil, no hell.
 

Old Man G Funk

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fluff said:
Also "son of man" and in fact a man, so whilst immortal, not divine. They also do no believe in the Holy Spirit as a separate entity, simply God's holy power in 'bottled' form.

And no devil, no hell.
Whether they really do or do not have some sort of divinity of Christ thing going on is really beside the original point.

Bush does think Jesus is Lord (part of god and divine) and when he speaks of god he certainly isn't speaking of the Jewish or Muslim god.
 

fluff

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Old Man G Funk said:
Whether they really do or do not have some sort of divinity of Christ thing going on is really beside the original point.

Bush does think Jesus is Lord (part of god and divine) and when he speaks of god he certainly isn't speaking of the Jewish or Muslim god.
Sheesh, just 'cos you didn't know something is no reason to get all huffy. I never said it had anything to do with the original point that Bush doesn't think Allah talks to him. It's not like MMike's obsession with Kidwoo is relevant either but you not getting snippy with him.

Some people...
 

Old Man G Funk

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fluff said:
Sheesh, just 'cos you didn't know something is no reason to get all huffy. I never said it had anything to do with the original point that Bush doesn't think Allah talks to him. It's not like MMike's obsession with Kidwoo is relevant either but you not getting snippy with him.

Some people...
Sorry bro, didn't mean to make you think I was getting snippy. I'm not. Personally, I think they are confused about what being a son of a god really means, but I guess that's beside the point.

Either way, it's Monday morning, and me no think good right now.
 

N8 v2.0

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Hillary Clinton 'unaware' of Bill's Dubai ties
Stephanie Kirchgaessner
Financial Times
Updated: 3:12 a.m. ET March 4, 2006


Hillary Clinton, a leading opponent of DP World's takeover of some US port operations, was this week forced to admit that she did not know her husband had advised Dubai leaders on how to handle the growing dispute.

But former President Bill Clinton's ties to Dubai and the United Arab Emirates should not have come as a surprise to his New York senator wife.

Mrs Clinton's own senatorial financial disclosure forms reveal that her husband earned $450,000 giving speeches in Dubai in 2002.

Officials from the UAE also donated between $500,000 and $1m to fund Mr Clinton's presidential library in Arkansas.

It was part of an effort by the emirates, said a person close to UAE officials, to forge a close relationship with a former US president who is influential and highly regarded in the region.

Mr Clinton's admiration for the UAE was last on display in November, when he made his fourth visit to the American University in Dubai and met students participating in the Clinton scholarship programme.

The UAE has also contributed $100m to Hurricane Katrina relief funds – which Mr Clinton had a leading role in raising.

Mrs Clinton's tough stance that the deal represented an "unacceptable risk" to national security has caused UAE officials some consternation.

Regarded as the leading Democratic candidate for the 2008 presidential elections, she has used the deal – which polls show is disliked by most Americans – and the anti-Arab sentiment it sparked to attack the Bush administration on national security, an issue that has been seen as a weak point for Democrats.

Although Mrs Clinton has been careful not to criticise the UAE directly, her stance has put her in the same camp as legislators who openly accuse Dubai of helping to finance the September 11 terrorist attacks and deem the UAE untrustworthy.

Privately, some Democrats see the revelations about his ties to the UAE as a classic Clinton dilemma. Mrs Clinton told the New York Post on Thursday that she did not know her husband had been contacted by Dubai officials two weeks ago and offered them advice on the deal. Although both Hillary and Bill Clinton say he stands behind her on the issue and there is no direct conflict, his relationship to the UAE has complicated her political stance on the transaction.

Meanwhile, the UAE has sought to quell the backlash against the takeover by hiring some Clinton officials to lobby on Dubai's behalf.
 

Old Man G Funk

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N8, this must be difficult for you.

Mrs. Clinton is opposed to the deal, while Mr. Clinton seems to be backing it. Either way, you have to agree with one of them it seems. Tough break for you.
 

N8 v2.0

Not the sharpest tool in the shed
Oct 18, 2002
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Old Man G Funk said:
N8, this must be difficult for you.

Mrs. Clinton is opposed to the deal, while Mr. Clinton seems to be backing it. Either way, you have to agree with one of them it seems. Tough break for you.

I'm not runiing for President in 2008 either.