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valve bouncer

valve bouncer

Master Dildoist
Feb 11, 2002
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Just like I told Jesus, make tatooing illegal and they won't even worry about ritually lopping the ends off their c0cks!
 
eaterofdog

eaterofdog

ass grabber
Sep 8, 2006
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Bible prohibits tattoos only "for the dead" IE, you get your dead kids name tattooed on your arm, you go to hell. The crazies expand this to all tattoos cause they just can't stand to see anyone have fun.
 
Silver

Silver

find me a tampon
Jul 20, 2002
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eaterofdog said:
Bible prohibits tattoos only "for the dead" IE, you get your dead kids name tattooed on your arm, you go to hell. The crazies expand this to all tattoos cause they just can't stand to see anyone have fun.
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A cross represents Jesus. Jesus is dead. Therefore, children and parents will burn in hell.

Religion is fun!
 
Silver

Silver

find me a tampon
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jonKranked said:
gotta love logic fails
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Well, the loophole would be that Jesus isn't dead anymore. However, since he was, if your kids think of Jesus dead while they have that tattoo, they get tortured by a loving God for all eternity.

I know that sounds crazy, but I don't make the rules...
 
jonKranked

jonKranked

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Silver said:
Well, the loophole would be that Jesus isn't dead anymore. However, since he was, if your kids think of Jesus dead while they have that tattoo, they get tortured by a loving God for all eternity.

I know that sounds crazy, but I don't make the rules...
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jesus rose from the dead... so he's a zombie. The Living Dead Jesus. What a paradigm. If Zombie Jesus gets a tattoo of his own name, will that create a singularity or open the gates of hell?


Next Christmas I'm going to put on the Living Dead Nativity. And for Easter it will be the Living Dead Stations of the Cross.
 
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