Couldn't find it on here, but it was too funny to pass up.
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2005/06/15/notes061505.DTL
The Ito
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2005/06/15/notes061505.DTL
The Ito