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  1. dwaugh

    dwaugh Turbo Monkey

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    I found this on Facebook and thought it was pretty funny...

     

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  2. BurlyShirley

    BurlyShirley Rex Grossman Will Rise Again

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    Nice.
     
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    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    That's "Therapist" ~ Alex Trebeck.
     
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    Prettym1k3 Turbo Monkey

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    Sean Connery: It looks like this is my lucky day! I'll take "The Rapists" for $200.

    Alex Trebek: That's "Therapists." That's "Therapists," not "The Rapists." Let's skip "Therapists" and try "Household Objects", for $400. And the answer is, "You usually drink water out of one of these." [Sean Connery buzzes in] Sean Connery.

    Sean Connery: A leather glove!
     
  5. firemandivi

    firemandivi They drank my Tooters

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    Sean Connery:I'll take "Jap Anus Relations" for $200

    Alex Trebek: That's "Japan U.S. Relations"
     
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    Prettym1k3 Turbo Monkey

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    Sean Connery: "I'll take Anal Bum Cover."

    Alex Trebek: "That's An Album Cover."
     
  7. firemandivi

    firemandivi They drank my Tooters

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    Sean Connery: "What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck and I can't remember how it ends, but your mother's a whore."
     
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    Prettym1k3 Turbo Monkey

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    Sean Connery is awesome, but I gotta' be honest... Burt Reynolds is frickin' hilarious.
     
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    firemandivi They drank my Tooters

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    Can't help it but here's 2 more

    Trebek: No! Good lord! We would have accepted "bow wow" or "ruff"
    Connery: Ohhh, rough, just the way your mother likes it, Trebek!

    &

    Sean Connery: I've got to ask you about the Penis Mightier.
    Alex Trebek: What? No. No, no, that is The Pen is Mightier.
    Sean Connery: Gussy it up however you want, Trebek. What matters is does it work? Will it really mighty my penis, man?
    Alex Trebek: It's not a product, Mr. Connery.
    Sean Connery: Because I've ordered devices like that before - wasted a pretty penny, I don't mind telling you. And if The Penis Mightier works, I'll order a dozen.
    Alex Trebek: It's not a Penis Mightier, Mr. Connery. There's no such thing!
    Nicholas Cage: Wait, wait, wait.. are you selling Penis Mightiers?
    Alex Trebek: No! No, I'm not.
    Sean Connery: Well, you're sitting on a gold mine, Trebek!