I was looking for pics of a turkey baster to make an obscure joke, but this is much better.
Swedish Lesbians Cause Sperm Shortage
This is true, and comes to us from The Register (UK). (I'm happy to post about this important social issue, but I'm also overjoyed that the phrase "Swedish lesbians" will bring a flood of hits to this blog.)
Sweden's fertility clinics are racking up a serious backlog of people waiting for artificial insemination, due in part to a "spike" in demand from lesbian couples for vital supplies of man juice. So bad have things got that expectant customers at Sahlgrenska University Hospital in Gothenburg are now forced to wait 18 months for treatment.