[Tenchiro]

Michael Badnarik

While I don't agree with him 100%, I find myself agreeing with far more of his issues than either Kerry, Bush or Nader. At least based on the points he has stated on his website. Which isn't much but there just isn't that much press on him otherwise.

Honestly I know he really has zero chance of winning, but at least I will be able to look myself in the mirror in November 3rd and realize I didn't vote for a complete and total douche nozzle.

 

[Damn True]

Giant Douche or Turd Sandwich?
AMERICA DECIDES!

 

[-BB-]

By executive order on the first day in office President Badnarik will instruct the DEA to cease the persecution of medical marijuana users


Will advocate that all states legalize medical marijuana


Will pardon all persons incarcerated for non-violent drug offenses


Will begin a policy of dismantling the insane War on Drugs and establish policies that take drug abuse out of the realm of law enforcement and place it in the realm of a health problem—where it belongs.

 

[Damn True]

I thought the incumbent was the douche and the other dude was the turd sandwich?

 

[Damn True]

Oh wait, I'm sorry. This clears it up.
http://www.johnkerryisadouchebag.com/

 

[Westy]

No to giant douche
No to turd sandwich
No to colostomy bag

Yes to Ham Sandwich!!

Actually I am torn between voting resoundingly against Bush by voting Kerry or voting against the two party turds and going Libertarian. Virginia looks to be overwealmingly Bush So Budnonarc will probably get my vote.

 

[Tenchiro]

Whoever wins, America loses...

 

[qualude]

Agreed. As with most elections, it is not a case of who to vote FOR, as it is who to vote AGAINST. Lets give someone else a chance to F!%k up the country.
Bush already proved he can ruin more in 4 years, than other presidents did in 8.

 

[Hawkeye]

That guy was on Mancow the other morning and he sounded like a idiot.

 

[Damn True]

That guy was on Mancow the other morning and he sounded like a idiot.

More or less of an idiot than mancow?


....mancow ferrchrissakes....a candidate for the presidency of the United States (albeit an irrelivant one) on mancow......

 

[Hawkeye]

Mancow has been saying he was going to vote for him for the last couple of months, then he meet the guy and now he is NOT going to vote for him.

I guess that is a endorsement

 

[ridecruz88]

Michael Badnarik

While I don't agree with him 100%, I find myself agreeing with far more of his issues than either Kerry, Bush or Nader. At least based on the points he has stated on his website. Which isn't much but there just isn't that much press on him otherwise.

Honestly I know he really has zero chance of winning, but at least I will be able to look myself in the mirror in November 3rd and realize I didn't vote for a complete and total douche nozzle.

i still dont get how this would work...sounds great and all but theres a house and parliament, not just a president signing off laws, none of this will fly

 

[TheInedibleHulk]

HAHAHA ridecruz thinks it wont fly, it's a good thing we have an expert opinion now.

 

[Silver]

i still dont get how this would work...sounds great and all but theres a house and parliament, not just a president signing off laws, none of this will fly

A parliament and a president? Tell me you're not talking about the United States, please. I'd hate to have to revise my opinion of you...

 

[Damn True]

A parliament and a president? Tell me you're not talking about the United States, please. I'd hate to have to revise my opinion of you...

Maybe he means the Parliment Funkadellic?
Now there's a Clinton I could vote for!

 

[Tenchiro]

Bootsy for the Secretary of State and Buckethead for Czar of Funk!

 

[Skookum]

You could always vote for the old guy who still runs under the Prohibitionist Party
Earl Dodge, the man the myth the legend.

 

[Westy]

Bootsy for the Secretary of State and Buckethead for Czar of Funk!

Funniest thing I have read in a long time. But it brings up a good point, every administration should have a Czar of funk.