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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by LordOpie, Mar 21, 2008.

  1. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    Our boy was breech for seven weeks. We tried acupuncture, chiro, and two "versions" (sp?)... it's where they shove and push on the mom's belly to try to turn the kid. The first time was without pain meds and was brutal.

    Today, they tried again, no luck, so we went ahead with the planned c-section.

    PrinceOpie was born at 11:30am today -- he just turned 10 hours old! Happppy birthday. 20 inches long; 7 pounds, 10 ounces.

    I'll post better photos when I can, so the two attached will have to do. All the good photos of him are in naked mom's arms.

    I know, hawt, right. No boobies for you. They're mine! Well, yeah, not any more.




     

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  2. BadDNA

    BadDNA hophead

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    Congrats!
     
  3. donkeyWC

    donkeyWC Chimp

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    congratulations! he looks healthy.
     
  4. AngryMetalsmith

    AngryMetalsmith Business is good, thanks for asking

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    Awesome LO!!!

    Congrats, now get off your computer and go be with your new family:clapping:
     
  5. DRB

    DRB unemployed bum

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    He's got black feet.

    Congratulations.
     
  6. jimmydean

    jimmydean The Official Meat of Ridemonkey

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    Congrats, pops! It's all downhill from here (in the best of ways).
     
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    Wumpus makes avatars better

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    Cool.
     
  8. DaveW

    DaveW Space Monkey

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    Congrats Loopy! :D
     
  9. Arkayne

    Arkayne I come bearing GIFs

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    Congratumalations!
     
  10. Serial Midget

    Serial Midget Al Bundy

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    Congratulamations... life, as you knew it, has come to an end. :)
     
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    Mazel Tov! He's a whopper.
     
  12. Serial Midget

    Serial Midget Al Bundy

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    Damn... post X3? The birth of L'oopies child has found a loophole in RMs spam armour?

    Awesome.
     
  13. DirtyMike

    DirtyMike Turbo Fluffer

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    Alright, You made a decent side Kid there Opie!!!!! Congradulations, good ot hear everything went according to plan!!!
     
  14. Arkayne

    Arkayne I come bearing GIFs

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    tru.dat! I hope Op's bought all his toys before the birth. From now on, all the toys will be for the baby!
     
  15. Serial Midget

    Serial Midget Al Bundy

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    He did but it didn't do him any good since he left his garage door open. :disgust1:
     
  16. S.n.a.k.e.

    S.n.a.k.e. Monkey

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    Congrats Opie. Good lookin kid there.

    Tell him of the story of the golden banana....
     
  17. Toshi

    Toshi Harbinger of Doom

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    congrats
     
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    cannondalejunky ease dropper

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    congrats...in a few weeks i'll be a god father
     
  19. Ciaran

    Ciaran Fear my banana

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    Congrats! A job well done! :clapping:


    Now get working on the next one ya slacker! :p :banana:
     
  20. CrabJoe StretchPants

    CrabJoe StretchPants Reincarnated Crab Walking Head Spinning Bruce Dick

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    WOOOOOOOOOOOOT! Congrats!


    Must be an incredible feeling!
     
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    Changleen Paranoid Member

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    Nice going Bro, Congratulations. Hope everything is as good as it can be.
     
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    PatBranch Turbo Monkey

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    Nice!! Can you measure the head angle when you get a chance?
     
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    skinny mike Turbo Monkey

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    looks flexy.
     
  24. valve bouncer

    valve bouncer Master Dildoist

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    Good work there Loopie, looks like I'm gonna have to revise my opinion of you as a thoroughly useless bastard.;):thumb:
     
  25. Upgr8r

    Upgr8r High Priest or maybe Jedi Master

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    Congrats my friend. :banana: Good job.

    Having been there just 3 months ago, I remember quite well. With the C-Section, Lady Opie is going to need all the help you can give, but it's all worth it.

    Enjoy:happydance:
     
  26. rideit

    rideit Bob the Builder

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    Mazeltov, Opie.
    I'm six months in...Man, he's fun now.
    But DAMN, he was a lil' sh!t at first.

    OH, have sex whenever you can.
    With your wife, sicko....
     
  27. H8R

    H8R Cranky Pants

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    Super sweet. Welcome to the club old man.

    That is a beautiful child. We are all proud.

    :clapping:


    Best wishes to The Lady Opie on a speedy recovery.
     
  28. Damo

    Damo Short One Marshmallow

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    Congratulations dude!

    We'll miss you around here.
     
  29. Upgr8r

    Upgr8r High Priest or maybe Jedi Master

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    That first month sure is fun :shocked:

    :brows:
     
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    Potroast88 YouTube Boy

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    That kid looks like he's got a huge pecker.......are you sure he's yours?






    J/K. Congratulations. Lots of amazing times ahead for you.
     
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    BMXman I wish I was Canadian

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    Hey Opie I'm glad everything turned out ok for you...D
     
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    Silver find me a tampon

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    Are you going to let him keep his whole dick?
     
  33. ire

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    Congratulations! Now the hard part begins :)
     
  34. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    Thanks all!

    They don't tell you the poop is like glue. I'm having to sandblast it off his legs and ass. So far, a solid 30 minutes of sleep!
     
  35. BikeMike

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    Congratulations!
     
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    stevew unique white person

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    Cool deal.
     
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    binary visions The voice of reason

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    Congratulations, Opie :thumb:

    Hope Mrs. Opie recovers quickly and you guys are sleeping soon.
     
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    He is beautiful - automatic rep given :)
     
  40. JohnE

    JohnE filthy rascist

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    Congrats! Welcome to the world Lil Opie! :banana::banana: